Archive for March, 2007


Now Playing on my DirecTiVo

Because I was gone for nearly a week, I had a lot of shows queued up on the TiVo waiting for my viewing pleasure. How TV watchers get by without a TiVo I’ll never understand (no, DVRs do not count as any non-TiVo units I have used suck).

I don’t watch much TV myself but I do have several shows that I have been either watching for years or are into because they are new, interesting, smart, and edgy.

FX has really been impressing me lately. I got turned on to FX when they were showing the second season of Nip/Tuck. I only watched that season (I just couldn’t get into the third) but paying attention to their programming since I have been sucked into several other shows of theirs’.

Currently I am into “The Riches”. This show is about a family of modern day gypsies that take over a dead family’s home in a rich suburban neighborhood while trying to con their way through “normal life”.

While it’s not quite as great as I expected (both being an FX production and getting rave reviews from numerous critics) it does have it’s place on my Season Pass list and I have been enjoying it so far.

Kim had to duck when the lead character bullshitted his way through his first day of work as a “lawyer” in a real estate firm. Hell, “duck” is too loose. She actually turned it off and said she couldn’t take it that day. I had to finish the show today. If only I could do that to her when that douchebag Sanjaya Malakar showed up on stage with a huge fucking rooster plume on his head.

Family Guy has been a staple for me since college. During the “off-time” when Fox decided that the humorless Christian Right was more important than its main viewership I pirated all the episodes over the net and would watch them frequently.

Once they came out on DVD I swiped all of those up and would watch them a little less often but still when I needed to see what a really funny show was.

Now that they are back on TV (although a bit more tame) I am watching them weekly via the TiVo. Kim purchased half of season 4 for me on DVD and I have been going through those before bed as we don’t have a receiver in the bedroom.

For my ACS 250 (American Culture Studies) class in college, I presented a paper on Family Guy’s Season 2 episode “I Never Met the Dead Man” and how they were accepted in popular culture while still being inappropriate, uncouth, and vulgar (completely up my alley). I deserved an A but she gave me a B because the video was “inappropriate and included racial bias without warning.”

Being that was the entire point of my discussion, I just shook my head and walked away.

Just because this is a lot of text without any photos, here’s a deleted scene that never appeared in this episode but should have:

The Simpsons. I don’t have much to say about this other than it’s a bad habit that I can’t seem to break. The seasons keep getting worse and worse but at least there are some parts that continue to be funny.

It’s not nearly as edgy and excellent as Family Guy but it’s still enjoyable. How you hate something that’s been on TV almost as long as you’ve been alive?

King of the Hill. This just goes along with the two shows above. How can you survive Sunday nights without watching three completely different families interact in cartoon heaven?

Beer drinking, proud rednecks, Peggy Hill and Propane. What more could you ask for?

Law and Order Special Victims Unit (SVU). I have been a huge Law and Order fan for years. It’s a staple of rerun TV and one that I never tire of. I have probably seen just about ever episode ever but it’s always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling hearing that ding ding — especially when the first scene opens up with a dead, raped, woman and someone cracking a bad joke.

I don’t know why we watch SVU, sometimes it’s so sick and twisted with too many poorly interpreted and forced current events, but it’s what’s on the Season Pass.

Don’t argue w/the Season Pass ;)

Monk. I love Monk. He’s funny, it reminds me of Wings which was the rerun staple before Law and Order, and it gives me something to look forward to on Friday night.

We have 6 episodes on the TiVo so that we can record it for Kim’s parents who don’t have cable anymore. I have to get around to a VHS recording solution that isn’t as cumbersome as it currently is.

I was actually embarrassed purchasing VHS tapes. The woman at the counter said to me (mind you, she said she was under 40 but looked 60) “we don’t even have a VCR anymore.”

I was owned.

Six episodes of Voltron. Dynatherms connected. Nuff said.

I told Kim that Dancing with the Stars and The Real World rots her brain. She told me that Voltron is worse.

She just doesn’t understand.

And finally, six episodes of Man vs. Wild. While I was informed that this guy is a pussy compared to some weirdo that they have on the Military Channel (Man vs. Wild brings a camera crew, the one on the MC does his own taping apparently), I do enjoy watching what he does.

It makes me feel safe knowing that I could save myself MacGuyver-style if I fell out of a helicopter in the Andes with only a parachute and a pocket knife.

Midwest Open Geocaching Adventure 2007: Monroe City, MO

As I mentioned before, I took off a couple days from work, Kim, and Buddy and headed down to Monroe City, MO for MOGA 2007.

While we didn’t take the team trophy this year, we did take 2nd and 3rd as well as 1st in the two-man and 3rd in the youngest division of the Individual competitions.

We had a blast caching, playing bean bags (under IBBA rules), drinking, camping, and being crazy in general.

I haven’t had time to caption the photos yet but you can check out all the mobile images here, here, here, here, and here.

Check out all the regular camera images here, here, here, here, and here.

My favorite part of the trip was today’s visit to the US Army Corps of Engineers’ Lake Red Rock Recreation Area which I am hoping to visit again for camping, fishing, and exploring this summer.

Here’s a video of fellow geocacher towlebooth getting fucking owned by a natural land bridge and the rest of the group (it is rated R for strong language and blinding baldness):

Once I get all caught up with work and the photo galleries I will be adding a story about Kim’s experience at Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers (a little teaser: “It was just ‘blah.’”

American Idol Votes for the Worst: Sanjaya Malakar

Well, as I’ve said before, I fucking hate American Idol. I have changed my opinion of the show slightly due to Blake Lewis but overall it still sucks.

Kim, OTOH, is a HUGE American Idol fan and is the sole reason that I happen to watch it at all. This season, the first in my memory, she has been participating along with Vote for the Worst who asks people to vote for the “Idol” that their site feels is the absolute worst.

So, for this season they have had a couple of choices (I don’t see much of a difference between the majority of them) but the latest has been that completely worthless is the ever so awful Sanjaya Malakar.

He’s so absolutely terrible that I can’t even handle it. I have asked Kim to fast forward NUMEROUS times so we can bypass his off-key, ugly big hair, crap performances so I can at least sleep at night. I have nightmares about the time he wore the fedora and tried to pull of a Michael Jackson lookalike contest on stage.

Just for your viewing pleasure here’s a clip of him singing last night and shots of the retarded girl that was crying for him in the crowd that the cameramen decided they should cut to every 6 seconds:

Kim has proclaimed this clip “SO craptastic!” Coming from a self-reported American Idol fan that is pretty fucking damning…

Knowing that he is probably THE worst fucking person ever in American Idol’s final group, I figured that this doofus would be gone in short order. Well, in comes both Vote for the Worst and people like Kim. Kim has decided that the American Idol producers and judges need to learn a lesson and not bother putting through someone as fucking awful as Sanjaya Malakar and for this reason (and probably to piss me off) she called in at least 10x last night to vote for that moron. Honestly, I was almost in tears like that ugly girl they kept showing last night.

On top of all of this, there was the possible scandal that Chris Sligh gave a shoutout to Dave who apparently runs Vote for the Worst. This caused a stir amongst the judges to which they would not reply when Ryan Seacrest asked what they were murmuring about.

Overall, whatever, I don’t care but I thought everyone would like to hear what a ridiculous amount of non-sense goes on with this show and its cottage web-based industries and vote fixing.

If you aren’t as fortunate as I am to be married to someone who is so obsessed with this show and all the drama that goes along with it, I just want you to know that I want to move in w/you. Any takers?

Minnesota RollerGirls: A Clockwork Derby at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium; St Paul, MN

Kim, Kevin, his family, and I saw yet another Minnesota RollerGirls bout tonight at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St Paul.

Tonight’s bout was called “A Clockwork Derby” and featured the Dagger Dolls vs the Garda Belts and the Rockits vs the Atomic Bombshells.

They featured a guest appearance by Texas RollerGirls announcer Kool-Aid who proposed to the Garda Belts’ Desi Cration after their win over the Dagger Dolls.

The Rockits lost to the Atomic Bombshells tonight but with Jawbreaker seeming to be under the weather and not up to her usual strength, it wasn’t surprising to me.

We got three sets of trading cards but they were out of the Dagger Dolls’ set. Bummer. We also picked up a large poster from tonight’s bout and I will be displaying that in my office starting next week ;)

I didn’t bother with any photos as the motion blur makes them pointless anyway. I did however take some videos of entire jams as well as the opening act.

Tonight’s festivities opened with Cheer Dorothy Cheer a drag/cheerleading/dance team that normally raises money for HIV/AIDS organizations but they also do private parties.

Cheer Dorothy Cheer vids:

Garda Belts vs the Dagger Dolls vids:

Atomic Bomb Shells vs the Rockits:

Taylor Hicks Tickets 3/25/07 (Mystic Lake) Tier B Row J

Kim has two Taylor Hicks concert tickets for sale on E-Bay for the upcoming show at Mystic Lake Casino’s Mystic Celebrity Palace.

The show is on Sunday March 25th at 7pm. The tickets are located in Tier B, Row J (125, 126) and are available on EBay for $125.

Fucking Minnesota makes you sell tickets at face value — lame.

Kim and I attended a Taylor Hicks and LMBO show over at O’Gara’s back in the fall. Overall, not a bad show — normally I’d be going w/her (she comes to a lot of the shows I want to see) but I’ll be unavailable that weekend.