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Bio: Alissa is a lifelong Twin Cities resident who documents the trials and travails of trying to live with personal integrity on her blog, chaos to clarity.
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I have been working on a challenge that I set out for myself about one year ago to hike all of the hikes listed in the book, 60 Hikes Within 60 Miles: Twin Cities. As I’ve been hiking through many of the parks in the book, I have come to realize that I don’t so much care for the parks of the Three River Parks District. I feel like their restrictions on dog-owners are unnecessarily tight. And I have this to consider:

I live in the south metro, so the clear alternative to Three Rivers parks is Dakota County Parks. I’ve been checking a lot of them out whether they are in the book or not. Bill suggested Ritter Farm Park in Lakeville as a good place to go hiking in the winter, so the hubby and I packed up the dog and headed out there on one of these gorgeous 30+ degree-days we were having.

As it turns out, Ritter Farm Park is massive for a park that’s so close to town. The park is 340 acres, and is easy to get to. Just take the 185th street exit from 35W, go south down the frontage road (Kenrick), take a right on 195th street, and you’re there!

We started our hike by swinging past Lake Marion, which gave us a quick peek at the interpretive center:

There are many amenities near the lake for summertime use: picnic tables, shelters, benches, etc. The lake itself is fairly sizable, and it’s pretty enough, but gaping views of the housing on the other side serve to momentarily ruin a person’s impression of communing with nature:

As we veered away from the lake, we walked through some wooded patches skirting the edge of an open prairie. At this point, the trail was still relatively flat. The trails throughout the park seemed quite well maintained, particularly for winter. The snow was packed down and we didn’t run into any trail obstructions. We also ran into surprisingly few fellow hikers or skiers for such a beautiful Saturday; which added to the overall serenity of the experience. As we headed deeper into the woods, the trail became increasingly hilly. We found ourselves taking off layers as we hiked. The combo of the hills and the added difficulty of walking on the snow turned out to be a great workout. However, there are plenty of shorter and flatter routes for the lighter hiker.

Overall, I was really impressed with Ritter Farm Park. The scenery throughout the park was varied and beautiful. I love a place that has views that include woods, water, and prairie! The only point of disturbance was that even as we reached the far end of the park on the Matterhorn trail, we could still hear traffic noise from 35W. The park also has a snowmobile trail. There weren’t a lot out on the day that we were there, but the occasional telltale buzzing noise could be heard. The hubby and I were a little bugged by the noise in the park, but assumed that it probably wouldn’t be bad when there are no snowmobiles, and when there are leaves on the trees to muffle the freeway noise. I think that the benefits of the park greatly outweigh the minor annoyance.

The final word is: this park is definitely worth checking out, if you haven’t already!

“School’s out for Summer!” originally uploaded by Conspirator Design

Hello, all. It’s my turn to “guest host” Lazy Lightning while Bill lies around the house watching sports on the TV and Kim does all the work. First, let me apologize for the length of this post, but I wanted to be sure to include enough background for those of you who want it.

As many of you know, I am a school board member in ISD 196. I decided to use my guest stint on LL, with its large readership, to harness the wisdom of the crowd and to ask for your help. Most of you have probably read the stories about the budget woes in the Rosemount-Apple Valley-Eagan school district in the news over the past few days. The short version: Because of flat state funding, unallotments and funding shifts, we are looking at potential budget cuts totaling almost $60 million over the next three years, or roughly one-fifth of our operating budget. There is no way to make cuts of this magnitude surgically. We’ll be using fire axes and sledge hammers, not scalpels. These cuts will be necessary even if we ask for and receive permission from voters this fall to continue our excess operating levy.

We are not alone in this situation: Minnesota governments at all levels are facing similar issues. But schools, because of decisions made by the state over the past year or two, are facing substantial cuts in the next biennium. Even districts that have traditionally budgeted conservatively and lived within their means, as I believe we have, are facing daunting budget-cutting decisions. If we cut one-fifth of our budget, what are we supposed to do? Stop teaching social studies? English?

For those of you who want to know more about the fiscal situation and how we got to this point, this quick video produced by Superintendent Jane Berenz and Finance Director Jeff Solomon does a great job laying out the facts without pointing fingers or assigning blame (the video is the one dated Jan. 11).

To have a look at this year’s budget (as well as a more-digestible citizens guide to the budget), click here.

The school district has met with each employee to lay out the situation and to ask for their ideas and suggestions. The school board has met with administrative leaders several times to examine several fiscal scenarios and establish budget-cutting goals. Administrators have met with parent groups and district advisory councils. The administration will be bringing budget adjustment recommendations for 2010-11 to the School Board on Feb. 8

Now we need the broader public’s help. Rosemount-Apple Valley-Eagan Public Schools has scheduled focus group meetings for Feb. 16 and 18 to get reaction to the administrators’ suggestions.

From the district web site:

The focus group meetings will be conducted by citizen members of the district’s Budget Advisory Council. The meetings will run from 6 to 7:30 p.m. both nights at Black Hawk Middle School in Eagan. There will be focus groups of parents, employees and business/community leaders. Participants for these groups have been randomly selected and invited by letter from Superintendent Jane K. Berenz. There will also be two open groups on Feb. 18 for anyone who would like to participate but did not receive a letter of invitation. The first 40 people to call the superintendent’s office at 651-423-7723 or show up at the Feb. 18 meeting will be allowed to participate in one of the two open groups.

A district Budget Steering Committee has been meeting since December to develop a list of recommended budget reductions and revenue enhancements for next year. The budget adjustments are needed in response to the state delaying approximately $58 million in aid payments to District 196 this year and the possibility of cuts to education funding during the upcoming legislative session.

District 196 residents and employees may also share comments on the recommended budget adjustments by sending an email to supt@district196.org or by attending regular School Board meetings in February and March. The recommendations will first be presented to the board at its regular meeting on Monday, Feb. 8, 6 p.m., at Dakota Ridge School in Apple Valley. A summary of feedback gathered at the focus group meetings will be shared at the Feb. 22 board meeting. The final budget adjustment recommendations are scheduled to be presented as new business at the March 8 board meeting, with action by the board at the March 29 meeting.

So, what should we do? Any and all ideas are welcome. No, Mrs. Marcos, we will not contract with Coca Cola to give them exclusive rights to our lunchrooms… but everything else is on the table.

Please feel free to email me or to leave a comment below. I will share all of your suggestions with the school board and administrators. Thanks in advance.

Windmill Cafe originally taken by reader MSPD

I’ll admit it. For a few minutes I thought about going with option B. The decision was right there in plain block letters, stuck to the bumper of a beater Ford F250 with lift kit, Confederate Flag, rust and all the other trappings of a typical Klanmobile.

“America: Love it or Leave it”

Talk about lousy timing. I was dead in the middle of suburbia, flipping the dial from some idiot blathering on about American Idol to some other moron dropping phrases like “Social Media” and the “Digital Age” and breathlessly stomping on the grave of a whole bunch of things that I really like—like newspapers and deals made with handshakes and actual conversations with actual people that happen in real life and in more than 140 total characters. Although a simple “F.U.” was kind of appealing at the time.

They even laughed at the thought of anyone still owning a CB, to which I reacted by punching the dashboard and retreating to the sound of wind and the thwap-thwap of my tires over the road seams.

Frankly, if I wasn’t so damned hungry, I might have made a U-turn right then and there to pack and set off for an exotic, faraway land, devoid of “popular culture”. A place like Bora Bora or Saskatchewan.

“I’ll get to it after lunch,” I said.

I’ve soothed more hangovers than I care to count at the Windmill Cafe in Savage, so I figured it would be a great remedy for the constant nausea and headache of 21st Century America. It’s the perfect place to stuff the belly and starve the gray matter. If you’ve never been to the 50 year-old Windmill Cafe, a) you should and, b) it’s frighteningly similar to the set of the TV show“Alice” (which is another American cultural icon that I’m sure Gen Nexters would delight in pissing over on their Facebook pages).

The funny thing is, as soon as my creamed chipped beef on toast hit the table, before I could even release the beautifully runny poached egg yolks with my fork, I almost forgot what exactly got me all codgerly. All I could think was, “This?? THIS is America, bitches!” as I delighted in my newspaper and forkful after forkful of pure bliss.

creamed chipped beef on toast originally taken by reader MSPD

That old pile of cinder blocks and Formica countertops has been pushing out American classics like hot open-faced sandwiches, steak and eggs, and biscuits and gravy since the Kennedy administration, and they haven’t changed a bit. And God bless them for that. There’s nothing fancy about the food. You’ll need the salt and the pepper. Even the menu has the same typo it had when I first warmed a booth there two decades ago: “BREAKFAST SERVED ALL DAY ALL”.

I’d still like to kick Ryan Seacrest or whatever a Lady Gaga is in the face, but thanks to the Windmill and its hot, satisfying, home-cooked good ol’ American food, I’m at least off the ledge and sticking with option A.