From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:

Apple Valley Police Department now a division of Interpol!

Theft. A man came to the police station to report the theft of his wallet. But the theft did not occur in Apple Valley — it happened while he was on a train in France. He said he “didn’t have time to report it to police while in France.”

Does this whole situation seem odd to you or would you seriously come home from a foreign country and report your wallet missing? Perhaps this has something to do with a requirement from his bank, credit card company, etc to meet their standard for “stolen” vs “lost”?

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