Kim and I went out to see Blades of Glory today after having a quick snack at Red Robin. It has been getting some great reviews and even though what I saw in the previews looked stupid, I figured the reviewers just couldn’t be wrong ;)
We got tickets for the 7:30 show and headed over to Red Robin. Every time we eat there I never really care for it. The service is usually just fine but the food is kinda just “eh”. Nothing on the menu really strikes me as interesting and the prices are a bit high for mediocre and boring food.
Anyway, we made it to the theater and went in. We were the first to arrive and took our seats. Soon about 50% of the seats were filled. I guess when they had two 7:15s and a 7:30 along with the other earlier showings, it wouldn’t seem as filled as it could have been.
The unfortunate part of viewing a PG-13 movie is that kids who are fucking annoying are legally allowed to view these without any adult supervision. We were treated to a young girl who didn’t understand what “enough.” meant and continued to giggle and be fucking stupid for the entire movie especially when it was an inappropriate time. I really felt like reaching over and smacking the annoying bitch in the head. Her parents obviously never have or she wouldn’t act like such a retard (sorry a little joke on April Fools never hurt anyone — don’t get yourselves all worked up).
The movie itself was funny. It wasn’t nearly as excellent as some of the reviewers were saying. I’m also not sure why Taladega Nights didn’t get the same sort of rave reviews prior to its opening weekend because it was nearly the same sort of humor — bashing of a retarded sport that no one with a brain actually enjoys (oops, another April Fools joke?)
There were some great one-liner jokes including referring to the fact that the one thing that they have that the other couples don’t is that they have two dongs. There were also some teenagerish cock smacking jokes, cock holding jokes, and other random shit that was funny after they got you all worked up.
This isn’t something that you should bother to see in the theater and it’s probably not something you should rush out to Blockbuster to see either. If you get stoned some night, are too drunk to pass out immediately, or you’re a dumbass teenager with irresponsible parents who never taught you how to act in a fucking movie theater, I suggest getting some White Castle and watching this movie. It’s good for a couple laughs.
See all the pictures from today here (mobile).
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