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King’s Place: Miesville, MN

Following suggestions from numerous people on this site and from the Minnesota Monthly Burger Kings list, Kim and I headed down to King’s Place in Miesville, MN before a long hike (2+ miles plus creek wading and hill climbing) to check on a geocache of mine in Dakota County’s Miesville Ravine Park.

We arrived before noon and sat at the end of the bar so that I could get shots of the grill and rest of the restaurant. While I was writing about the menu I was asked by an older gentleman behind the bar if I was planning on opening a restaurant. Everyone on staff was busy prepping food or making drinks. I did see someone quickly scarfing down a meal and heading straight back to work.

I took forever looking over the menu. It’s honestly really difficult to pick a single burger from among what seems like a never ending list of tasty sounding murder patties. After asking the waitress what she liked best, I agreed with her and went with the Bases Loaded which is described as bacon, cheddar, swiss and pepper cheese, jalapenos, sour cream, and salsa for $5.00. The Bases Loaded is one of their most expensive burgers which range in price from $2.75 to $5.00 for the original size but you can make them 1/2 lb for $2.50 more. Kim almost immediately decided on their Knight burger which is topped with bacon, cheese, mushrooms, onions, lettuce, tomato and mayo for $4.35. The house specialty is the King Burger which is proudly displayed as being priced at less than $6 even if you get a side of fries. If you’re not a tasty murder type, they have a variety of other items available including chicken dishes between $6 and and $6.75, a variety of standard sandwiches priced from $5 to $6.25, salads in the $7 range, and some pizza for less than $7. An excellent bar food menu that’s extremely reasonably priced. In addition to the burgers we also ordered some sides. Kim went with their seasoned fries and sour cream for $2.95 and I chose the battered green beans served with ranch for $5.75 after Kim suggested them to me knowing I’d probably like them more than she ever would.

I ordered a Hamm’s (which I had never tried before) and sat at the bar taking photos and watching them grill burgers with heavy iron keeping them on the grill, much like Junior’s Grill, while toasting the buns as the fryer did its thing. Our order was up in less than 10 minutes and arrived at the bar quite simply with the towering burgers speared with a toothpick to keep them together and were set alongside baskets of our fried choices. My “Bases Loaded” was fucking excellent. The jalapenjos were spicy and the rest of the burger near perfect. While they didn’t ask how I wanted it done it was just under medium and just a bit above what I’d consider medium-rare. While not how I’d normally like my burger done, it was so messy with the salsa and sour cream that it ended up fine for me today. Kim’s Knight burger was also tasty but I thought mine was far better. She didn’t bother to taste mine so she can’t say but when I asked how it compared to Bucky’s Diner, House of Coates, and Juniors she said she wasn’t sure about Bucky’s but it was much better than House of Coates (I completely agree), and if it was just a bit bigger (perhaps if she upgraded to the 1/2 lb?) it would have been better than Junior’s too. She did say that it was well worth the trip and one she’d be more than willing to make again. I am in full agreement! I have a feeling we’re going to drag Josh out here on one of those chilly fall days for some beer and burgers.

The sides were good with my battered green beans and ranch taking the top place of any fried side I’ve ever had, including my favorite fried green tomatoes at the State Fair! Kim’s waffle fries with seasoned sour cream was good (the seasoning was great even with the green beans) but it was no match for the green beans. While I was eating them, one of the guys behind the bar asked what I thought and I said they were great. He said that when they first came up he wasn’t quite sure how he would like them but he seemed to agree that they were pretty fucking tasty. While my first words were “green beans” (honest truth), Kim is not normally a fan but these she was happy to scarf up!

When King’s Place was rated one of the best burgers in the state, they weren’t kidding. Overall, King’s Place comes highly recommended from both Kim and I (as well as plenty of others on the site) and I can promise you that we will be back, braving the longish drive, for more. It’s good enough that I suggest that you go out of your way to get down there and try them. Even though we have eaten burgers elsewhere, this place has it all: a wide ranging menu including 30+ burgers, a full bar, and a staff of friendly people who make you feel right at home even though you are clearly not from anywhere near Miesville. Yum!

Address:
King’s Place
14460 240th St E
Hastings, MN 55033

Phone:
651-437-1418

Grill Hours:
Closed Monday
Tues - Thurs, and Sunday: 11 AM - 10 PM
Fri - Sat: 11 AM - 11 PM

See all the photos from King’s Place on Flickr here.

Gossips: Farmington, MN

Tonight I was looking to continue our trek around the South Metro looking for the best burgers available to those of us south of the river. We’ve already been to Bucky’s, Junior’s, and the House of Coates. I have plans to get to some others but for tonight’s adventure I did a quick search and found Gossips Bar & Grill in Farmington, MN home to one of the two Jucy Lucy restaurants in the South Metro.

Situated next to Longbranch Saloon and Eatery, this narrow bar is located amongst the other restaurants and businesses that congregate around downtown Farmington. On our first approach to this unassuming bar I noticed the large sign on the front door that read that they do not accept credit cards. I immediately posted to twitter my great displeasure with this fact and off we went to the nearest bank for cash. Unfortunately the Bremer bank branch did not want to give us any cash and after a message to Josh to locate the nearest US Bank ATM, we headed to EconoFoods to use them as a bank. With a pocketful of cash, most of it for tomorrow’s trip to the State Fair, we went back to Gossips, went in and sat down.

Gossips is narrow and small. It has a bunch of simple tables and a fairly good sized bar. They apparently have karaoke (that’s carry-oh-kee people, no cur-oh-kee is not correct, you will not convince me or the rest of the civilized world of any other pronunciation) on Wednesdays so if you ever plan to go there for anything, make sure you aren’t there between 9 and midnight. Everything is dark except the fluorescent green menus and the bright glow from the Golden Tee machines, Big Buck Hunter and the SilverStrike bowling. If the photos suck, you can blame the terrible lighting inside this place. They don’t seem to have a website but if you’re interested in viewing the contents of those bright green menus, you can check out a copy here courtesy of the Hastings Star Gazette.

Kim and I took a seat at one of the few low tables that sat near the front door and game machines. We were immediately asked for our drink order and I took a Newcastle and Kim grabbed a Coke. Our drinks were back to us in seconds but my Newcastle was skunky and I decided on a typical light domestic for my next beer instead. I came here expecting Kim to go with the Friday night two burger special for $2.20 but she chose a cheeseburger and fries instead. I went with the “Juicey Lucey” (sic) meal and chose onion rings (to give a comparison to those that we received at House of Coates).

Kim and I didn’t have to wait long for our food and they came served in baskets lined with paper. The buns were absolutely bland and boring. You could find better buns in a five day old bread aisle at a defunct Aldi store than you will at Gossips. The burgers are tiny. While we are sorta accustomed to the monsters we had at Bucky’s, House of Coates and Juniors, I would have expected a bit more out of Gossips than the mid-range sized burgers we were offered tonight.

Kim started with her fries. She said, “wow, the fries are good… They taste just like McDonalds!” Before I took a bite of my food I tried a fry and agreed. While it’s been quite some time since I’ve had McDonald’s, it tasted just like I remembered and if I didn’t know any better, I’d honestly believe you if you told me that they would run out the back and down the road to the McDonald’s to get orders of their fries for you. After that I dug into my burger. The Jucy Lucy was cooked all right. Most people think that it shouldn’t be anything but medium but as you well know, I don’t care if it’s mooing when I bite in. This had a little bit of pink and the cheese was oozing. If I had closed my eyes, I would have told you I was eating a double cheeseburger at Rotten Ronny’s, no shit. The onion rings were completely unremarkable for me but Kim said they were better than what we had at House of Coates. I think she’s crazy but she’s the expert on that side. Her cheeseburger was also unremarkable and we have no intention of ever returning here again.

When it was all said and done, we paid $20.53 for our meals, the two beers and the drink. I guess we’d have paid almost the same with two meal deals at Rotten Ronny’s, if they served beer. The pint of Newcastle was just under $5 and the Michelob Golden Light was $3.15. While the two burger baskets were $11, I just don’t find this place to be a great deal or a good meal. My recommendation? You’re really better off going somewhere else for your food and/or beer. I’m not quite sure how they feel that they’re going to live up to their self-proclaimed award of “hottest new sports bar south of the river” but based on what we had tonight, all I can say is, “the gossip around town is, this place won’t make it too much longer.”

Address:
Gossips
313 3rd S
Farmington, MN 55024-1352

Phone:
651-463-9367

See all the pictures from Gossips in Farmington on Flickr here.

Mainstreet After Hours: Lakeville, MN

While I have known of Mainstreet After Hours in downtown Lakeville for quite some time, I was reminded by a reader of the fact that I should get out there and review them and being that Kim was up for it tonight, we headed out to strike yet another one off the list… There was no one inside at 5:45 when we arrived although this location seems more like a place to come for a late night glass of wine and a snack than a place to come for dinner. The sister coffee bar was open and was also empty this evening.

The decor is dark woods deep reds but is quite warm. They have three LCD panels around the place and all three were tuned to different stations and the radio was tuned to 105.1. I was in the middle of whining that I missed Drive 105 (which has been unfortunately replaced with Love 105 much to nearly everyone’s dismay) when the bartender/server asked if I would like it changed to something else. Kim then told me that is why I shouldn’t be so loud. There was plenty of light coming in from the multitude of windows. We took a look over the menu which is dominated by a decent wine selection and various beers. The “small plates” range in price from $2.99 to $9.99 and encompass a variety of options that had a little of everything from olives and cheese plates to pizza and salads. We ordered four: the BLT Pizza, Antipasto Kabobs, Brunkow Horseradish Spread, and the Grilled Veggie & Cheese Antipasti Sandwich.

The helpful and friendly bartender who was also doubling as the waitress took our order and double checked it as she entered it into the computer. After letting us know that our choices would be up soon she proceeded to dust and then clean just about everything in the place including the blinds and wine racks behind the bar.

Eventually our food came out and all except the kabobs were presented in a pretty straight-forward manner which surprised me for this place. While the kabobs were also nothing special to look at, for some reason they took a better photo than everything else. After taking some pictures of the food, none of which turned out all that great, we dug in.

The Grilled Veggie and Cheese Antipasti Sandwich is described as roasted red peppers, artichokes, pickled jalapenos, and provolone grilled on a panini press to create an extra savory sandwich. The sandwich was spicy due to the jalapenos but I really think it could have used something else to make it a bit more exciting and flavorful. Overall the sandwich was almost tasteless aside from the jarred jalapenos and I couldn’t say that it was anything even remotely close to savory. At $6.99 it was priced fine but I would skip it if you happen to visit.

The BLT “Pizza” was more of an open faced sandwich which included a special sauce which we determined to be simply mayonnaise. The bacon was real but was crumbled into tiny and overcooked pieces resembling large Bacos. Kim was completely unimpressed and I can’t say I thought it was priced appropriately at all. The bread wasn’t even warm so I put this inline with a leftover BLT made at home and left to sit on the counter instead of the fridge. $7.99 for $2.00 worth of BLT, give me a fucking break. When I posted the photos to Flickr, a childhood friend saw this particular one and said, “What the hell did you eat tonight? It looks like ass. Did a four year old get loose in the kitchen?” I didn’t see who was working in the kitchen but perhaps that does answer some of my own questions!

The Brunkow Horseradish Spread is listed as soft raw cow’s milk spread with natural flavorings from Wisconsin which is served with crackers and bread. It came in a deep bowl surrounded by a few types of crackers but now that I look at the menu I realize it did not come with any bread as promised. The horseradish flavor was quite subdued and needed to be kicked up about 10 notches for my liking but I’m crazy with my desire for it to clear my nostrils. Even though it was more or less so-so, I agreed with Kim when she said that the portion provided went a long way. It wasn’t bad but I’m not quite sure it’s worth the $8.99 price tag, especially when it’s not served with any bread.

The Antipasto Kabobs were described on the menu as meats, cheeses, and olives seasonally stacked on a skewer and plated atop a light drizzle of olive oil. While I didn’t remember as they were delivered, we were offered a single chunk of cheese, two slices of pepperoni (one peppered and one that appeared to have the peppercorn coating removed) and two olives drizzled with olive oil. The cheese was so-so but the pepperoni was good, especially on the slices that were sporting healthy doses of peppercorn. The olives weren’t anything special and I’m not sure what benefit the olive oil added other than something to make the dish greasier than it had to be. Kim said it was completely overpriced and didn’t seem at all impressed. Now that I realize that it was one type of cheese and more or less one type of meat and it was supposed to be “meats and cheeses” I am even more annoyed and agree that it’s definitely not worth the price of $8.99. Yeah, I suppose they were two different types of pepperoni but they didn’t taste any different aside from the pepper, boo.

We tried a good cross section of the menu items tonight and while this is mainly a wine bar, the food offerings could be beefed up a bit (literally) and perhaps paired with wine suggestions on the menu itself. When it was all said and done we paid $35.12 before tip and only had water to drink. Overall I just wasn’t impressed with the food or the prices and I probably won’t be back because it’s just not my kind of place but I could see it being ok if you were in downtown Lakeville and wanted a quick drink and a snack. Otherwise, if you’re not into wine or overpriced appetizer plates, head somewhere else — there’s a few bar options nearby that will probably be better and more reasonably priced.

If you’ve eaten at Mainstreet After Hours, please post what you think below especially if you have experience with their wine and/or beer selections!

Address:
Mainstreet After Hours
20788 Holyoke Avenue
Lakeville, MN 55044

Phone:
952-985-7650

See all the pictures from tonight on Flickr here.

Otho Restaurant & Street Lounge: Minneapolis, MN

Tonight, based on a recommendation from a reader, Kim and I headed the five and a half blocks to Otho Restaurant and Street Lounge in Minneapolis. The reader had some interesting things to say about the place including that he thought that the food was their strong point and wanted to know what we thought. Always up for good happy hour specials, we headed out after work and got in the door just after 4:30 this afternoon.

The first thing I noticed was the quiet neighborhoodish location. Honestly, if I hadn’t known better, I wouldn’t have thought we were only a few blocks from the hustle and bustle of Government Plaza. As we were walking, I was saying to myself, “did Google Maps really bring us to the right spot?” Sure enough, we rounded the corner and I saw the sign for the restaurant tucked beneath the condos above. They have a really nice street presence centered on their nice patio which just opened up today. While it was a bit too warm for that this afternoon, I’m sure it must be real nice for an evening nightcap after dark or dinner in the early fall or late spring.

We walked in and found very few people taking advantage of the happy hour specials. We were a little early and while it got a bit busier later, it never got anywhere close to what we have seen elsewhere during happy hour. Being that this location is a bit off the beaten path, I suppose it’s not all that surprising. We took a seat on the side of the bar facing the majority of the restaurant and spent some time chatting with the bartender. Not only was she very attentive and friendly, she was also quite knowledgeable about the restaurant and its menu. While I realize that it’s easy to be all of those things when it isn’t busy, it doesn’t mean that someone has to spend the time to do it. I have had plenty of unpleasant experiences with bartenders that just stand across the bar from you, arms crossed, waiting for you to prompt them for another drink. I also didn’t feel like she was doting on us to get a better tip. She seemed genuinely interested in the restaurant and letting us know it.

We started out by ordering drinks. Kim decided to ignore the B1G1 rail drinks and instead ordered a Southern Peach Tea which included Southern Comfort, peach schnapps, vodka (Absolut because they ran out of their cheap one), rum (The Captain!) and sour. While they don’t list drink prices on the menu, the bartender poured the drink pretty stiff and when I tasted it later, I’m surprised that Kim hadn’t fallen over into the road as we walked back to the 477! I ordered a 312 on tap (taps are $1 off) and then took advantage of their B1G1 bottles (Miller, Bud, and Golden Light). I wasn’t at all surprised with the price of Kim’s drink ($8) but I was a bit surprised to see that my bottle of Golden Light was $4.25. If you think that B1G1 is a deal, you’re wrong. Even the $4 312 was a bit expensive to be honest, especially for the relatively small sized glass (it was probably a 16 oz but shaped as if it were a 22). If you’re not into 312 they also offer Summit, Shiner Bock, Sapporo, and Delirium on tap as well. They had one more beer but I couldn’t read what it was from where I was sitting — sorry.

Our appetizers arrived were presently quite nicely. My New York Strip Beef Tataki, described as flash seared, grilled asparagus, toasted sesame panko, wasabi crème friache, thai chili aioli, and pickled ginger was deconstructed on the plate. While I normally think that any dish done that way borders on retarded, this ended up working out well — especially if you are not a fan of the individual ingredients. While the meat and aioli were pretty good, the asparagus was my only complaint as it was dry and almost twig like. When Kim asked to try it, I suggested she not as I knew she wouldn’t be a fan. Overall, a decent dish and one that I would have again if there had been just a bit more beef. While my appetizer was middle of the road, Kim’s wings were very tasty and obviously homemade. They were presented very nicely and were definitely different from your typical appetizer wing. I was surprised with the seasoning and crispy frying but was just a tad disappointed with the amount of meat. Honestly, with a slight drop in price and a bit more meat, these would be very close to a stop everything and proceed directly to Otho for a nice happy hour treat.

Because my appetizer had so very little to it and even after I ate two of Kim’s wings, I was still pretty hungry and with a couple beers in me I knew I’d need something else. While we had originally planned on only getting appetizers, we went ahead and ordered an entree to split between us as well. We both decided on the New York Strip Beef & Broccoli which was listed for $13 and was the only stir fry to come with a side of jasmine rice (the other stir fry dishes had a $2 fee for rice which would be a bit expensive if it was the same size as the rice we got as part of our meal). When it came out I immediately noticed two things:

1. If the beef in this stir fry was NY Strip, it certainly didn’t look like it. I am not about to go as far and say that they weren’t entirely truthful but they should rethink their choice of beef because apparently NY Strip doesn’t work in stir fry. The meat was gray, tough and pretty much tasted like anything I could have purchased for $4 or $5 at your typical mom and pop shop. Just because the meat is NY Strip doesn’t mean you can cook it to shoe leather, add in some broccoli and expect it to command a $13 price tag.

2. It just wasn’t presented all that well and it really didn’t look like enough to make me think it was worth the $13 price tag (even when split in two for us). While I was pleased that we weren’t charged to split it, the meal was pretty disappointing to be perfectly honest. I had really high hopes after the reader’s recommendation and our appetizer but it was just a blah dish and not one that I wish to ever repeat in the future. You’re seriously better off with a stir fry meal at Lee Ann Chin.

In the end, our bill came to $45.85. If you take out the $13 for the entree, the price drops under $30 and is still fairly steep for the beers I chose and the amount of food I received as part of my appetizer. I realize it’s tough to make it in Minneapolis, especially in this location, but you’re not helping yourselves by having a happy hour menu that really doesn’t lend itself to what I would expect when I’m out for happy hour.

Aside from the limited amount of food and the ho-hum stir fry, I really appreciated the service we received. I overheard Kim talking to her cousin on the phone earlier and she brought up how great the bartender was to us. We can’t say enough good things about her I guess… Even with that, I’m not quite sure I’d be back for another happy hour as there are too many other options closer to where we work that offer more of what I’m expecting. That said, if you happen to be in the area or even live there, you might want to check it out. They have half price martinis on Thursday nights but if tonight’s beer was any indication, that may mean that you end up paying just as much as you would anywhere else…

I think with a little work this could be a great little spot but it’s going to take a lot more than just the great service and nicely presented wings to do it.

Address:
Otho Restaurant and Street Lounge
949 Portland Ave S
Minneapolis, MN 55404

Phone:
612-455-1516

See all the pictures from tonight’s happy hour on Flickr here.

Steamer Seafood Company: Hilton Head Island, SC

A few years back, I gave a quick and dirty review of Steamer Seafood Company located in Coligny Plaza on Hilton Head Island in South Carolina. At the time I did a quick and dirty review and pretty much summed it up with “While it’s not my number one choice for eating out on the island, if you happen to be in Coligny Plaza and you’re looking for a quick bite to eat and some beer, this might be your place.”

Well, Kim and I decided to check it out two years later while shopping at around lunch time. We walked in and found a good number of people inside trying to beat the heat with some air conditioned lunch. Steamer Seafood Company has, at some point in the last two years, updated their outdoor patio and expanded it. They offer music 7 nights a week and have a decent beer selection but apparently all in bottles, nothing on tap.

Kim and I were dying for some seafood and Steamer Seafood Company boasts that they have a great raw bar and that’s exactly what I was looking for. Kim and I ended up ordering three appetizers including shrimp/crawfish bucket, Oysters Rockabilly, and their Garlic Mussels. While this ended up being an expensive lunch (just under $32), Kim felt that it was so good that we should make this an annual tradition.

The bucket of shrimp and crawfish seriously seemed endless and they were both tasty. While the shrimp was large and the crawfish was plentiful, I would have liked to see a few more shrimp as the crawfish just takes too fucking long to work with. The garlic mussels were our favorite and not only were there a shitload of them, they were tasty as hell covered in plenty of butter and garlic — mmm. The Oysters Rockabilly (their take on Oysters Rockefeller) were good but I let Kim eat the majority of them.

I still stand by my comment that it’s not my favorite place on the island to eat, but it definitely has improved in the last two years and I am willing to up my previous review to a “we’ll be back yearly” rather than “just eat there if you happen to be in the area.”

Address:
Steamer Seafood Company
17 Lagoon Rd
Hilton Head, SC 29928

Phone:
843-785-2070

See all the pictures from Steamer Seafood Company on Flickr here.