Because I am a vocal advocate of teaching others (only those over the age of 18 apparently) how to eat hot dogs and brats the proper way:
If you still eat your hot dogs and brats with ketchup, you’re lame. That is all. Happy Fireworks Day!
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July 4th, 2008 at 10:51 am
This is so timely, the annual Hot Dog eating contest starts in 15 minutes, live from Coney Island. I’m torn, because I’ve always cheered for Kobayashi, but it being America’s birthday, I feel no choice but to cheer on Joey Chestnut, the American and current champion. I also feel, when it comes to gluteness behavior, it’s only fitting an American wins.
Also, the record is 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes. I’m hoping to see history made today.
July 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Thanks for the heads up, I just changed the channel to ESPN to watch it!
July 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Go Patrick Vandam! Representin’ the South Met! Woot.
July 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
“If you still eat your hot dogs and brats with ketchup, you’re lame” says the guy who puts ketchup on potato pancakes
July 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Moe, which is the only way to eat them! Applesauce? WTF. Fucking weirdos :)
July 5th, 2008 at 10:00 am
ketchup is nasty on anything. (My husband is vocally disagreeing with me) mustard and onions, the only way to eat ‘em.
Happy belated 4th.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I prefer sauerkraut, mustard (spicy brown or horseradish), and onions (white or red). Is your husband over 18?! ;-)
July 7th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Ketchup….mmmmmmmm
July 8th, 2008 at 12:36 am
BBQ Sauce, baby. :-)