According to this Dakota County Criminal Complaint it would appear that some people like to make quite the ordeal out of their birthdays. After chasing a vehicle leaving a Rosemount bar, sometimes at speeds in excess of 90 mph, the Rosemount police finally caught up to the driver and brought his three day birthday party to an abrupt end:
The driver of the vehicle, later identified as Shayne Michael Severson, DOB: 3-9-74, then exited his vehicle and ignored officer’s commands to stay at his vehicle. Severson began to walk towards the officers, at which time officers had to taze Severson. After being tazed, Severson finally complied and went to the ground.
As Severson was being placed under arrest, officers could smell an extremely strong odor of alcoholic beverages coming from his facial area. The officers observed that his speech was slurred and his eyes were bloodshot and watery. Severson also admitted that he had had too much to drink and that he was drunk. When asked how much he had to drink, Severson responded “plenty”. Severson went on to tell the officers that it was birthday. When Severson stepped from his vehicle officers noted that he had possibly urinated in his pants as there stains in that area consistent with urination.
So did he piss his pants because he was piss drunk or did he piss his pants because they used the taser on him? We’ll never know and by the sounds of it this guy may not either.