The most recent Eagan Patch Police Blotter has two absolutely hilarious entries, one of which should be picked up by Frank’s Hot Sauce as a part of their “I put that * on everything,” campaign.
From the blotter:
Sept. 3
11:21 a.m.—Police responded to a damage to property call at Quarry Park in Eagan. A city employee told police that someone threw a bottle of Frank’s Red Hot Buffalo Sauce through a window of the park shelter. From the report: “The cap did fly off. Apparently that stuff does go on everything.”
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Sept. 6
11:41 p.m.—Police responded to a suspicious person call on the 500 block of Diffley Rd. The caller told police a woman in her early twenties was running around naked in the parking lot of Zest. The woman was transported to detox.
Now, my question for you is simply whether you believe the Police Blotter was injected with a little bit of humor by the editor/journalist after the fact or was that really in the report itself? There is also the bonus question of whether Zest is that much fun or if their incredibly mediocre food drove someone to insanity?
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September 14th, 2012 at 8:21 am
The biggest shocker here is that on September 6, 2012, Zest is still in business.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:24 am
Actually, a few weeks ago I told a friend that if I ever had a very good meal at Zest, that I would run around the parking lot naked dressed as a girl.
Who knew? The food was quite good that night. Expensive though, what with the fines and the videos I am trying to get out of circulation and all…
September 14th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
I do love it when a little bit of wry humor is injected into police reports.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
How can you be dressed as a girl *and* naked at the same time?
September 15th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Tim, it’s all in the silicone.:)
September 20th, 2012 at 7:02 am
[...] really take a minute to think about how they want to portray themselves online. They could take the the funny police report/Officer Phil track or go with Lt. Roeske’s method instead. As long as they avoid what the [...]