The most recent Eagan Patch Police Blotter has two absolutely hilarious entries, one of which should be picked up by Frank’s Hot Sauce as a part of their “I put that * on everything,” campaign.
From the blotter:
11:21 a.m.—Police responded to a damage to property call at Quarry Park in Eagan. A city employee told police that someone threw a bottle of Frank’s Red Hot Buffalo Sauce through a window of the park shelter. From the report: “The cap did fly off. Apparently that stuff does go on everything.”
11:41 p.m.—Police responded to a suspicious person call on the 500 block of Diffley Rd. The caller told police a woman in her early twenties was running around naked in the parking lot of Zest. The woman was transported to detox.
Now, my question for you is simply whether you believe the Police Blotter was injected with a little bit of humor by the editor/journalist after the fact or was that really in the report itself? There is also the bonus question of whether Zest is that much fun or if their incredibly mediocre food drove someone to insanity?