From the Star Tribune’s South Metro police blotter:

Whoomp! There It Is:

Suspicious person. A man came into a business for laser hair removal in the 2100 block of Cliff Road and showed an employee a picture of his genitals. The employee asked him to leave and reported the incident to the police. A trespass notice was completed and sent to the suspect from the information he left on the paperwork he filled out. The employee was able to identify him.

Disturbing the peace. A man exposed himself to two women near Donegal Court and Donegal Way. He was described as a white man in his mid-20s, with dark hair, wearing gray shorts and no shirt.

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