From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:

Domestic. Near the 4500 block of Cinnamon Ridge Trail (in Eagan). A disgruntled 90-year-old woman in the yard squirted everyone with the hose while a group of six board members were trying to have a meeting.

From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Business Briefs:

The Shakopee Mdewakanton Sioux Community said last week that it plans to bottle water from its treatment plant near Little Six Casino. Production could begin by the end of the month, with the first big run of bottles going to the tribe’s annual Wacipi (powwow) in August.

According to this press release from the Mdewakanton Sioux Community, their water supply coming from a new water treatment facility meets Federal EPA standards for quality and as such they are going to start bottling their water. So drink up folks, there’s nothing more refreshing and expensive than some highly chlorinated drinking water from a Minnesota Native American casino reservation! Yummy.

So, if you’re really dying of thirst and want to try this new water that is bottled locally which will rival such awesome favorites such as Aquafina or Dasani, check out the Sioux’s new bottled water beginning in mid-August. But If you’re living in Apple Valley you might just want to drink straight from the tap because the 2008 water quality report (PDF) gives you a great idea of just how wonderful Apple Valley’s stinky, iron filled, nasty ass water happens to be.

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