Archive for May, 2007


Retarded Woman Negates Point Made by Fed-up Gas Station Owner

According to a CNN article Harvey Pollack runs a gas station, located in a North Milwaukee suburb, that rakes in about $1,500/day (at current prices) in gasoline sales. Fed up with the high oil prices he decided to “help the consumer” by shutting off his gas pumps for a day in protest.

This in itself isn’t all that interesting, he’s just another person trying to get national attention and obviously it’s working. What was interesting was that Maria McClory, a 38 year old moron, “drove 10 miles out of her way to buy a diet soda” after hearing of the protest on TV.

Hell, I think I’m going to forgo my weekend travel plans (via air) and instead drive to Milwaukee to buy a bottle of water from Harvey to help with his protest.

That’ll show those fucking oil company execs!

WWII Propaganda Posters at the Minneapolis Public Library

Earlier this week, Kim went over to the Minneapolis Public Library for a tour and got some information about the Museum Adventure Passes they have available. In addition, she found out that they have, online, a huge collection of WWII propaganda posters.

Kim gave me the link and I spent a few hours that day going through all the posters. I am obsessed with these posters and find them absolutely hysterical. I’m even more obsessed with North Korean Propaganda posters (scroll to the bottom) but those are difficult and expensive to obtain reproductions.

After hours of research, narrowing down the choices, and printing out my favorites to select one, I came across this poster created for the Office of Defense Transportation which reads “Millions of troops are on the move … : is your trip necessary?”

I chose this poster to adorn my wall at work for a number of reasons. One, it doesn’t paint any race or foreign country in a negative light (some refer to the Japanese as “Japs”), it doesn’t show anyone dying and it doesn’t show any guns blazing. I am especially fond of any of the more cartoonish posters that include death and shit blowing up (because they’re hysterically done) but I didn’t think it would go so well on my wall at work. The poster linked above, however, is not only hysterical but it’s 100% clean.

Now, at first glance most people wouldn’t understand why this poster is funny. In fact, it looks kind of boring. But when you look closely you notice a few things:

  • The troops, even though they are going off to war (in which 418,500 Americans died) are for the most part smiling, as if they are going on vacation.
  • One of the troops (near the bottom right) is wearing what appears to be Willsonite sunglasses as if Normandy was going to be a gorgeous day in the sun.
  • Is YOUR trip necessary? How about guilt trips? Are those necessary?

Anyway, I ordered a 24×36 print ($50 + $15 S&H) and according to the e-mail I got the next day, it should arrive in about two weeks. I’m pretty excited. A $65 poster is going to go up in a $5 IKEA frame and hang on my wall at work — how nice ;)

While I was looking I came across a few posters that were just too fucking classic not to share:



The first two are funny for obvious reasons and the third is hysterical simply because China is now helping US financially while we fight a war, not the other way around.

Museum Adventure Passes Available at Your Local Library!

Today Kim went on a tour of the Minneapolis Public Library and afterward found out about a pretty fucking cool deal: a free pass (good for a week) for numerous fun things to do around the metro including zoos, museums, historic houses, the Arboretum, etc.

You pickup a pass and “check it out” of your library of choice. It offers you a one week window of time to visit the destination of your choice and you don’t even need to bring anything back! This pass offers you four free admissions and for the Minnesota Zoo you even get free parking! You can continue to go back over and over again to visit all the locations that you want to see. The deal is good through September.

Kim nabbed a pass for this weekend to the Minnesota Zoo. She’s been bouncing off the walls all day looking forward to getting back there. I’m most interested in the Museum of Russian Art pass. I’m looking forward to it so much that I might go and grab a pass out from the Dakota County Galaxie Library so that we can go this weekend.

If you’re into free shit and you are looking forward to visiting a couple of nice sites across the metro this summer, check out a Museum Adventure Pass at your local library (over 100 libraries in 9 systems!)

Backyard Bean Bag BBQ: Apple Valley, MN

On Saturday we had a bunch of friends over for our annual BBQ. Last year I had the event while Kim was visiting family in Ohio and this year Kim wanted in on the fun.

We made brats, chicken, pasta salad, deviled eggs, trifle, etc, etc, etc. Friends brought everything from watermelon to some crazy good desert made with a ton of shit that my drunken brain can’t remember.

I spent the gorgeous early part of the day cooking brats and drinking beer while others schooled me in bean bags (Chris got four-in-the-hole twice and Aaron did once — his first time playing).


(taken by: Aaron Landry)

The party started at around noon and the last people left somewhere around 9/9:30. I don’t fully remember when everyone left but I know I passed out at around 10.

Josh, Kim, and I were back up at 6:30 and I started the long day of taking Josh back to Northfield, cleaning the house, and cooking some leftovers to clean the fridge out to add some more room for regular food. I was still clearing through the leftovers last night!

All in all, a great day with great friends. Thanks everyone for coming out :)

See all the pictures here (taken by Aaron), here (taken by Tim and some by me heh), and here (mobile).

Valleyfair’s Eighth Rollercoaster, Renegade: Whooptie Doo…

While I’m not a fanatical enthusiast, I still consider myself a huge roller coaster fan and I have been to amusement parks all over the country (Michigan’s Adventure, Hershey, Dorney, Cedar Point, Kings Island, Disney World, Adventureland, Knoebels, etc, etc, etc) riding their roller coasters.

I, being the asshole I am, always thought that the only amusement park in Minnesota, Valleyfair, fucking sucked (and still do). They didn’t have enough roller coasters, it was too small, and the price was too expensive for what you got — thankfully I didn’t ever pay.

Valleyfair apparently opens tomorrow with a new wooden coaster named Renegade. With a whopping 91 foot drop (:roll:) and a top speed of 52 mph (they always end up slowing the coasters down after their initial rating) its stats pale in comparison to some of the greats like The Beast (King’s Island), Shivering Timbers (Michigan’s Adventure), and the Mean Streak (Cedar Point).

This is certainly no show stopper for me and I would not pay to get in to ride this coaster. If I somehow scored free tickets I might be more likely to stop in and see it. I am traveling to Cincinnati over the 4th of July and will be heading over to King’s Island for some coaster action and I can’t imagine that after an experience at a somewhat real park (nothing comes even close to Cedar Point) I don’t think I’ll want to stoop down to the level of Valleyfair.