Archive for September, 2007


This Guy is One Sick Duck!

According to this article in the Star Tribune, a drunken jackass, Scott D. Clark from Denver, CO was charged with cruelty to animals when, in an apparent drunken hunger rage, ripped off a head of a tame duck at the St Paul Embassy Suites.

He apparently told an onlooker that he was hungry. After spouting the usual drunken and belligerent non-sense to the cops, he was arrested.

Strange duck…

Bucky’s Soups Salads and Sandwiches: Apple Valley, MN

Following a complete change in mission and menu at Bucky’s, I have posted an updated review of our experience, and the “Bucky Burger” here.

But, if you’re really interested in reading my first review of Bucky’s, read on…

A few weeks ago I noticed that Bucky’s Soup Sandwiches Salads was opening near the corner of Cedar and 42.

We had a recent comment that let us all know that Bucky’s was opening soon and I decided that I needed to get over there to let everyone know what was up.

I had to drop Kim off at 28th Ave so that she could head in to work and I was on my way to Northfield to watch Penn State lose to Michigan. I needed a salad for lunch and I figured that I had worn out Subway as an option (even though their fat free dressing options are decent) so I headed down to Bucky’s Soup Sandwiches Salads to see what they had to offer over Subway.

I walked into the store with who I presume to be a manager/owner outside painting colorful notices of the offerings inside. I checked the hours on the door and from what I remember they are open from 10 until 8. Nothing like what Subway offers but still decent if you’re looking to eat lunch and dinner at the “normal” times.

The inside is quite large for any sandwich shop and had quite a bit more seating room than I would have ever expected. The counter is at the back of the store and was staffed by two young employees. There was a printed menu taped to the front side of the counter and there was a large blackboard behind and above it that listed some options (none of which were salads).

I took a look at the green printed menu and it said that you had the option of making any sandwich into a salad. It appeared that the majority of their sandwiches (which included meat) were in the $5.95 range (I should have grabbed a menu but I didn’t see any available, sorry). I decided on a vegetarian salad which had been my intention from the get-go.

They listed numerous vegetables on their menu and I really wish I had that list in front of me now because I believe that I didn’t get half of what was listed there after I left with my take-out salad. The two behind the counter worked together on my salad and asked me several times what I wanted on it and I told them everything “except olives”.

While they were fixing my salad greens, I perused their salad dressing offerings. They had a couple of pre-made salads that included meat in the cooler above them and then a row of various dressings that seemed to only include one that was fat free (I could be wrong) and that was honey mustard. I chose the honey mustard and went to the cashier.

The cashier was a young man who had at first rung me up only for the bottle of water I took from another cooler. After trying to swipe my card through and failing he brought over the woman he was working with who added on what I assume was the salad and then ran it through. I ended up paying $8.20 for both the water and the salad.

Now, with the sandwiches being in the $5.95 range and the water (IIRC) being $1.25, I think that they must have charged for the dressing too. Now, I didn’t get any meat on it and I think I was missing some veggies as well. Instead of the bottled water I should have taken them up on the freely available water in a huge glass container next to the register with lemon slices floating on top.

The menu did mention that wifi is available in the restaurant and they had a few tables with newspapers laying over them. The woman outside was using newspaper on the windows she was painting on so I’m not sure if the newspapers are a permanent fixture or just part of the on-going work on the place.

Now for my comments:

I really feel that if you’re offering sandwiches and salads as your main purpose that you should be making something more interesting than your typical sub shop with salads being little more than an afterthought. Even the now defunct Jan’s Brown Bag Deli had some interesting names for what they had on the menu.

I felt like I was completely overcharged for a vegetarian salad with the few items I had on top of it. I also didn’t care for the bagged dressings with only one fat free option but that’s not a huge concern for the general public.

I don’t believe that this location will work at all in its current state and will unfortunately fail just like so many others in the area that aren’t backed with corporate money. There just isn’t enough need for “yet another sub shop” that has only wifi to top what is already offered at Subway. There is also not much around there to offer lunchtime customers as opposed to McDonalds, KFC, A&W, Subway, Denny’s, Raising Cane’s, etc.

Well, I suggest you stop in and see for yourself and post away below. I have no problems in returning if things improve. Please do let me know if they do!

See all the pictures from Bucky’s here (mobile).

Q Cumbers: Edina, MN

After work yesterday Kim and I headed over to Q Cumbers in Edina, MN for dinner. I had wanted to visit this location since I started my healthy eating but we just hadn’t had the chance until last night.

I picked Kim up from the 28th Ave LRT station and braved the 494 traffic in Bloomington (which was a real fucking bitch) and exited on France and of course missed the entrance into the area that the restaurant was located. After driving around and back in we walked down from the McDonald’s parking lot and across Centennial Lakes park and back up into Q Cumbers.

I realized that this location was buffet-style but was expecting a little more when I walked in and they are charging $9.75/person. Yeah, yeah, it’s all you can eat salad bar (I thought the “Do Not Waste” and “All You Can Eat, Not All You Can Throw Away” signs were a bit much honestly).

I have been eating a fuckton of salad lately and it’s a bit tiring to have the same old shit with fat free dressing. I was quite happy to see a couple of fat free dressings, all homemade apparently, that were being offered by Q Cumbers. I have come to the realization after eating all that shit that you’re best taking something you have never heard of before so that you have no preconceived notion of how it should taste and you are far less disappointed when you put it on your tongue and find that “Fat Free Ranch” really tastes like fucking horseshit and not anything like Hidden Valley’s Original Buttermilk Ranch.

Anyway, the veggies to choose from were fairly limited and I certainly wasn’t impressed with the selection. Instead of having two identical rows of limited veggies, they should really add a bunch of extra stuff that would make it almost worth the $9.75/person. I will admit that they either use some really brightly colored vegetables or some visual aids to make them look like even more colorful than nature could have possibly made them.

I piled up two huge plates of salad and used their fat free sundried tomato/basil dressing to cover it. They also had two huge peppermills and some stuff like Mrs. Dash seasoning.

The salad with dressing was pretty good. I make my own at home that are far better but I did really like the dressing. They should bottle that shit and sell it right next to the others from the “real” salad dressing companies. They would sell a ton to fat people like me.

Anyway, the additional offerings that apparently make it worth $9.75/person are steamed veggies, some sort of baked fish that I poured hot sauce all over to kill the awful taste and fajita and taco fixings. All of these extra food items were just about on par with anything that Old Country Buffet offers — except it costs a lot more and they have a lot less. To be fair, I didn’t try the ice cream but the little girl at a nearby table who had two parental units with little or no parenting skills apparently liked it and the effects of the sugar was more than apparent.

We’d probably go back just for the salad dressing but I’m not sure if I couldn’t find an equally priced salad elsewhere that was better and didn’t make me feel like a criminal for filling up more than one plate for fear of wasting even one shred of lettuce.

See all the pictures from Q Cumbers here (mobile).

Apple Valley TCF Bank Robbed in Bizarre TV Show-like Manner

The Apple Valley TCF Bank was robbed yesterday by someone who kidnapped the bank manager’s mother and two year old son and demanded that the money be dumped in Farmington.

Read on here (WCCO) and on (FOX) here.

This bank has also been the recent “victim” of a bomb scare which was meant to extort money. See here and here for more on that story.

The bank is located at the corner of Cedar and 42 near Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers, Bucky’s Soup Salads and Sandwiches and Osaka Seafood and Steakhouse in Apple Valley.

Dakota County Volunteer Appreciation at the MN Zoo: Apple Valley, MN

Kim and I, along with many other people involved with the 2006 cleanup of Dakota County’s Thompson County Park were asked to attend a volunteer recognition outing at the Minnesota Zoo.

We were allowed free entrance into the zoo and to tour their newly opened Minnesota Trail (which Kim and I both enjoyed — the fucking Lynx owns everyone) as well as get fed a bunch of free food.

While there wasn’t a lot that I could eat, I did chow down on some steak and a little taste of the potato salad and baked beans. Kim ate some steak and a large piece of BBQ chicken. I took a small piece of her chicken and found that I definitely made the right choice in eating the steak but when you’re feeding as many people as Lancer was that night (not that they shouldn’t be better at it by now) I guess you have to make some sacrifices ;)

That, and it was free — all we had to do is spend a couple of hours picking up trash over a year and a half ago!

Thanks go out to the members of the MnGCA as well as Dakota County for inviting us to this great event!

See all the pictures from yesterday here (mobile).