From the Savage Pacer’s December 26th Police Report:
Respect my authority!
A 12-year-old boy from Savage was taken to the hospital and placed on a health and safety hold Dec. 17 after police were called to a home on South Park Drive because he was “out of control.” According to the police report, the boy struck his mother with a baseball bat and threatened her with a knife. The mother’s injuries were minor and did not require hospitalization.
Be sure to check out the other gems committed by minors, they’re a fucking hoot. Nothing like 10 year olds drawing threatening pictures, right?
Dakota Inmate Dashboard







December 28th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Cartman lives in Savage? http://www.lazylightning.org/cartman-lives-in-savage
This comment was originally posted on Twitter
December 28th, 2009 at 8:16 am
However, the child required a good ass kicking…I hope he got one!
December 28th, 2009 at 8:30 am
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY! RT @SouthMetroNews: Cartman lives in Savage? http://bit.ly/77dWfh
This comment was originally posted on Twitter
December 28th, 2009 at 10:09 am
But, Mommmmmmmm. I said I want some Cheesy Poofs. Mommmmmmmmmm. I said I WANT SOME CHEESY POOFS!
December 28th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
In Minnesota? Oh please. If we are lucky, and it is society that ends up paying for kids like that, a social worker got assigned that has a clue, and might get the kid in front of a doctor to figure out what is going on.