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Apple Valley Pizza Places Opening and Closing


Photo credit: Sean L.

According to a reader, after many years of serving pretty average pizza for too much money and being the only local pizza joint in town which required phone numbers for pickup orders, Broadway Pizza in Apple Valley has closed its doors. Known for its pizza buffets which it advertised through tiny little signs at the four-way stop before heading to Target, the reason for its closure is a mystery even after a call to the Apple Valley Chamber to see if they had any information.

While there are any number of reasons this could have happened including their crappy customer service policies, pretty crappy pizza, and the construction on Cedar/42, one has to wonder why there aren’t any decent pizza places South of the River. With the nearest edible pizza places being RedRossa in Bloomington or Fat Lorenzo’s in Minneapolis, you would think that Dakota County would be able to land something better than Pizza Ranch which is opening in the completely desolate shopping center by the second Apple Valley Target and $5 million city-owned liquor store that no one goes to.

After recently driving through Pizza Ranch’s prior preferred towns, towns with very small populations in the middle of nowhere, and seeing how they have dominated towns where no competition exists, it made me wonder if they thought they could accomplish domination in Dakota County (Lakeville already has a location and now Apple Valley) because there simply isn’t any decent pizza for miles and no one would know any better that they shouldn’t eat at Pizza Ranch either.

What do you think? Are you sad to see Broadway Pizza close (not for the business owners, I mean for the food they served)? Were you a regular customer there, why or why not? Are you concerned that the Cedar construction will kill other favorite businesses of yours? Have you ever eaten at Pizza Ranch? Did you actually enjoy the food they serve? Do you think that their prior business model of sticking to rural towns where they may have been the ONLY restaurant around will work when moving to the metro area? What is it about the South Metro in general that seems to push decent pizza places out forcing residents to drive to the city to get something decent? Whatever you have to say about this one go ahead and comment on as I’d love to hear your thoughts.

2011 Lazy Lightning Year End Stats

Just as I did in 2008, 2009, and and 2010, I am offering some website stats from the past year. These are all as of 12/30/2011 at 9:00 AM CST.

Top 10 Crony Comments Posted in 2011:

lefty 1029
MSPD 521
Mikeh 415
Chad 395
sandy 313
Chapter&Verse 304
Joey 226
Tim 213
bb stacker 190
dm 167

Top 10 Posts Visited By Minnesotans:
Christmas Lights Map
Porter Creek Hardwood Grill: Burnsville, MN
Andiamo: Eagan, MN
Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN
New Restaurants in the South Metro
Minnesota State Fair Bingo Cards
Valley Tap House: Apple Valley, MN
Zest Bar and Grill: Eagan, MN
Rack Shack BBQ: Burnsville, MN

Top Ten Most Commented Posts:

349 Andiamo Italian Ristorante: Eagan, MN
243 One Wisconsin Bar’s Fight Against the Smoking Ban
223 Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN
188 Valley Tap House: Apple Valley, MN
185 Zest Bar and Grill: Eagan, MN
138 Burger Jones: Burnsville, MN
106 Letter to Sen. Gerlach on the Marriage Amendment
105 Book Club: Booked to Die by John Dunning
96 LL Giveaway: Two Tickets to Cirque du Soleil OVO!
85 BPAC Nearly Empty for Remainder of 2011?!

Top Ten Most Well “Liked” Posts:

31 Teresa’s Mexican Restaurant: Lakeville, MN
26 Burger Jones: Burnsville, MN
25 Letter to Sen. Gerlach on the Marriage Amendment
23 Burnsville Press Release for Kautz’s Senate Run?!
18 ISD192 Timothy Burke Investigation (Full Report)
16 Another South Metro Walmart in Lakeville?
15 Southview Animal Hospital Saved My Dog’s Life
15 Lakeville’s LaBeau Hates Freedom of Speech?
14 One Wisconsin Bar’s Fight Against the Smoking Ban
14 Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN

Other Fun Comment Stats:

1. MSPD had the most comment likes with 641.
2. Lefty had the most comment dislikes with 285.
3. There were 105 fewer posts this year than 2010 and 141 fewer than 2009.
4. 150+ more comments in 2011 than 2010 (8233+ comments penned this year).
5. On 1/12/2011 the site saw its first day with more than 100 comments (105).
6. The site averaged ~23 comments/day up 2 comments/day from 2010.
7. The site averaged ~26 comments/post up ~5 from 2010 and ~10 from 2009.
8. Mrs Marcos, Mikeh and Lefty posted their 1000th comments joining MSPD and Chad.
9. A commenter leader board was created showing the top 50 commenters.

I want to personally thank each and every reader, commenter, friend, family member, public servant (good or bad), restaurant owner (good or bad), journalist, and especially the silly astroturfers for all they do to make this site what it is. If it weren’t for the people out there there wouldn’t be much to talk about and certainly wouldn’t be any discussion. I wish you all a happy New Year and hope you continue to spread the word about Lazy Lightning and all the fun the cronies have here.

What were your favorite posts in 2011? What did you like best about the site (comments, changes, topics, etc)? What would you like to see come in the future? We have voting on best comment of the year coming up on Sunday, do you have a favorite already? Whatever you have to say go ahead and comment on as I’d love to hear what you have to say.

YumMi: Minneapolis, MN


YumMi Banh Mi Food Truck taken by Dave Glad


This food truck is now permanently closed.

The newest truck to hit the street in Minneapolis, opening only yesterday, is YumMi Banh Mi. Located at the furthest reaches of ‘Food Truck Alley’ at 11th and Nicollet downtown. this truck sports a custom built trailer offering all the amenities they need to push out their take on the traditional Vietnamese banh mi.

The first thing that surprised me about YumMi is the size of their truck trailer. However when I thought about how much room they really needed to push out pulled pork, chicken and beef banh mi it dawned on me that perhaps smaller may just be better when it comes to the local food truck/trailer scene. Appearing to be slightly smaller than Dandelion Kitchen‘s trailer, YumMi was able to pack quite a bit of punch into their sandwiches. The second thing that surprised me was their late start into the 2011 season. With most trucks closing up shop for the winter in the next few weeks (usually when the first snow falls), YumMi’s insistence on getting out there in mid-October seemed almost like a lost cause. However the owners are convinced that they will be able to do catering and lunch box meals from that location all winter long and seemed genuinely positive that it will work. I noted that they definitely would have less competition in the scene for those willing to brave the bitter cold to grab a sandwich from them!

YumMi food truck’s menu offers few options, with some to be available only on certain days–if at all. However, their mainstays are their Moo Mi, Oink Mi, Peck Mi, and Bean Mi. While they’re somewhat cute I have to admit that ordering an “Oink Mi” provided me an opportunity to be a little childish and giggle at the inappropriate play on words possible.

My coworker ordered the ‘Moo Mi’ listed as, “Korean-style marinated beef, spicy cucumber carrot slaw, cilantro, Sriracha aiolo (sic),” which was priced fairly steeply at $7.50 and a $1.50 homemade lemonade. MSPD and I ordered their ‘Oink Mi’ sandwiches noted as including, “Vietnamese-style caramel braised pork belly/shoulder, pickled carrot and daikon, cucumber, cilantro, Sriracha aioli,” for $8.00. With a large bottle of Sriracha available for dousing I poured a little on top of mine and away we went with sprigs of fresh cilantro flying off into the blustery wind along Nicollet.


Sriracha! taken by Dave Glad

At first glance the sandwiches look like any other banh mi I’ve ever had. While the rolls themselves were somewhat less crusty than many I’ve tried, I definitely appreciated the way they held most everything together as I ate. The vegetables were fresh and crisp but I wish I could have tasted more of their pickled goodness. While I loved the idea of a nice Sriracha aioli it was definitely toned down to match Minnesota tastes.

I took a bite of my ‘Oink Mi’ first. The meat wasn’t as plentiful as I would prefer but the quality of both the meat, being that they braise pork belly and shoulder, and the cooking process surpasses what you’re likely to find elsewhere around town. The pork was quite tasty and when taken with the whole, it was one very tasty sandwich. The ‘Moo Mi’ on the other hand, while still decent, lacked the meat flavor of the ‘Oink Mi’ and definitely was not up to par with the rest of the downtown food truck competition in this category.

The homemade lemonade was in a class all by itself however. Not too sweet, not too sour, and what seemed to include something I just couldn’t put a finger on that made it taste like it was loaded with liquor, I really enjoyed their offering–especially at $1.50. But while I thought it was excellent my coworker drank only a small bit before passing it along while noting it wasn’t enjoyable for her. My sole complaint about the drink was that it was lukewarm. While the truck owners mentioned they forgot straws, and that was definitely not a problem, it seemed they also forgot ice too which was more of a problem even on a day which was 10 degrees cooler than the weather report promised.

Overall I liked what we tried at YumMi but I definitely believe they need to seriously rethink either the amounts they’re serving or the prices they’re charging in order to compete with the other downtown food truck offerings. If you’re heading out that way be sure to pick up some lemonade and an ‘Oink Mi’ and let us know what you think!

Have you tried YumMi’s banh mi yet? If so which one(s) have you tried? Did you like their lemonade? What other places which serve banh mi do you usually frequent? Do you agree that $7.50+ for a banh mi, even in the food truck scene (with World Street Kitchen generally charging $1.50 less–although not serving a true banh mi), is a bit much? Whatever you have to say go ahead and comment on below!

Address:
YumMi
S 11th St and Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, MN 55403

Hours:
Monday – Friday 10:30AM – 2:00PM

YumMi on Urbanspoon

See all the pictures from YumMi Food Truck on Flickr here.

Taqueria Hidalgo: Burnsville, MN


This location is now closed.

Back in February when I attended the EDAM meeting where Burnsville and the BPAC Executive Director, Jon Elbaum, misrepresented faulty data as truth, I decided to do my part to bolster local businesses prior to a BPAC-hosted event by eating at Taqueria Hidalgo located in the strip mall across the street. While not the famed Subway which did its best day of business ever due to the BPAC, I figured it was worth spending a few dollars there than eating food catered from a restaurant which exists in its current location solely due to the strong economic incentives provided at great taxpayer expense.

I walked in to a nearly empty store. It was me, two women working the counter/grill, and a friend chatting with the woman cooking. While being mostly ignored I finally shouted my order out over their chatting and eventually the cook got to work assembling my most favorite lunch item to order at Hispanic restaurants–a Cuban Torta. The menu board gave a few hints as to what was included but the open counter format allowed me to watch as the cook grilled my meat, heated up the bread, and assembled my sandwich.

When I eat a torta from a taqueria I expect a few things:

1. A good amount of tasty meat.
2. Fresh and abundant veggies such as sliced jalapenos–not from a can/jar.
3. Soft, warm bread which does not fall apart when you hold it in your hands.
4. Bright green avocado freshly scooped from the skin.

Unfortunately the torta from Taqueria Hidalgo missed each and every single one. The meat was flavorless, overcooked, and dry. The veggies were disappointing scarce and while I got my requested “extra jalapenos” they were salty and gross and carried a distinct metallic taste. The bread was dry, almost toasted instead of warm and pliable, and fell apart as I ate it leaving my hands covered in pieces of tasteless cheese and avocado. It came out of a large plastic bag on the counter and if it had been shipped in that day it certainly wasn’t fresh when it was. The avocado, which was scooped from one of the many stainless containers behind the glass of the counter, was dark and clearly had been exposed to the air for far too long.

I tried and tried and tried to enjoy the sandwich and even slowed down and took my time to see if there was some little thing I was missing but overall I was extremely disappointed in the torta I tried at Taqueria Hidalgo. While I’m certain they have some specific menu item I was clearly missing out on, being that the service was less than friendly, it is unlikely I would have found out what those special items were.

The price for my sandwich and bottled soft drink came to $7.99. Certainly nothing outrageous but definitely overpriced for the quality of the ingredients and the overall product I received. I probably would have been better off at Subway for one of their $5 footlongs. That said, I wouldn’t recommend anyone seek out Taqueria Hidaglo and in fact, if you’re in the mood for a torta, I suggest you head down Burnsville Parkway to CR-5 and try out Tacolmeca instead.

Have you ever eaten at Taqueria Hidalgo in Burnsville before? If so what did you think? What did you order and would you recommend that item as something to try instead? Compared to other local Hispanic restaurants around the area how would you rank Taqueria Hidalgo? Whatever you have to say about TH in Burnsville go ahead and comment on as I’d love to hear what you have to say.

Address:
Taqueria Hidalgo
12609 Nicollet Ave
Burnsville, MN 55337

Phone:
952-707-1140

Taqueria Hidalgo on Urbanspoon