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2011 Lazy Lightning Year End Stats

Just as I did in 2008, 2009, and and 2010, I am offering some website stats from the past year. These are all as of 12/30/2011 at 9:00 AM CST.

Top 10 Crony Comments Posted in 2011:

lefty 1029
MSPD 521
Mikeh 415
Chad 395
sandy 313
Chapter&Verse 304
Joey 226
Tim 213
bb stacker 190
dm 167

Top 10 Posts Visited By Minnesotans:
Christmas Lights Map
Porter Creek Hardwood Grill: Burnsville, MN
Andiamo: Eagan, MN
Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN
New Restaurants in the South Metro
Minnesota State Fair Bingo Cards
Valley Tap House: Apple Valley, MN
Zest Bar and Grill: Eagan, MN
Rack Shack BBQ: Burnsville, MN

Top Ten Most Commented Posts:

349 Andiamo Italian Ristorante: Eagan, MN
243 One Wisconsin Bar’s Fight Against the Smoking Ban
223 Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN
188 Valley Tap House: Apple Valley, MN
185 Zest Bar and Grill: Eagan, MN
138 Burger Jones: Burnsville, MN
106 Letter to Sen. Gerlach on the Marriage Amendment
105 Book Club: Booked to Die by John Dunning
96 LL Giveaway: Two Tickets to Cirque du Soleil OVO!
85 BPAC Nearly Empty for Remainder of 2011?!

Top Ten Most Well “Liked” Posts:

31 Teresa’s Mexican Restaurant: Lakeville, MN
26 Burger Jones: Burnsville, MN
25 Letter to Sen. Gerlach on the Marriage Amendment
23 Burnsville Press Release for Kautz’s Senate Run?!
18 ISD192 Timothy Burke Investigation (Full Report)
16 Another South Metro Walmart in Lakeville?
15 Southview Animal Hospital Saved My Dog’s Life
15 Lakeville’s LaBeau Hates Freedom of Speech?
14 One Wisconsin Bar’s Fight Against the Smoking Ban
14 Burger Time: Apple Valley, MN

Other Fun Comment Stats:

1. MSPD had the most comment likes with 641.
2. Lefty had the most comment dislikes with 285.
3. There were 105 fewer posts this year than 2010 and 141 fewer than 2009.
4. 150+ more comments in 2011 than 2010 (8233+ comments penned this year).
5. On 1/12/2011 the site saw its first day with more than 100 comments (105).
6. The site averaged ~23 comments/day up 2 comments/day from 2010.
7. The site averaged ~26 comments/post up ~5 from 2010 and ~10 from 2009.
8. Mrs Marcos, Mikeh and Lefty posted their 1000th comments joining MSPD and Chad.
9. A commenter leader board was created showing the top 50 commenters.

I want to personally thank each and every reader, commenter, friend, family member, public servant (good or bad), restaurant owner (good or bad), journalist, and especially the silly astroturfers for all they do to make this site what it is. If it weren’t for the people out there there wouldn’t be much to talk about and certainly wouldn’t be any discussion. I wish you all a happy New Year and hope you continue to spread the word about Lazy Lightning and all the fun the cronies have here.

What were your favorite posts in 2011? What did you like best about the site (comments, changes, topics, etc)? What would you like to see come in the future? We have voting on best comment of the year coming up on Sunday, do you have a favorite already? Whatever you have to say go ahead and comment on as I’d love to hear what you have to say.

Chateau Lamothe: Burnsville, MN


This location is now closed.

Joey mentioned to me that he was interested in trying Chateau Lamothe in Burnsville. Well known for its highly rated wine list, we did the restaurant absolutely no justice by sticking to water. A cozy and family run restaurant, this location pokes its head out from behind several suburban hotels and is buffered by an entrance ramp to I-35 right across from Nicollet Ave in Burnsville. We’d heard many good things about the place including that it was a near diamond in the rough and really brought something special to an area which was generally devoid of any similar dining options prior to Porter Creek Hardwood Grill.

Chateau Lamothe really rolls out the red carpet for its guests and provides everyone with a great overview of the menu, special care to explain the history behind their most famous dishes, and even delivers water in a festive holiday pitcher apparently dug from the depths of the chef’s home one winter night. All wonderful touches which make any restaurant a nice place to escape for an evening.

I ordered what was sold to me as one of Julia Child’s most famous dishes–Boeuf Bourguignon. A classic meal which Oprah’s website proclaims, “one of the most delicious beef dishes concocted by man,” sounded like the absolute best entree on the eve of, “the worst snow storm since the famed Halloween Blizzard of 1991.” Seriously, what isn’t to like when a dish contains bacon, beef, and red wine? This dish had me nearly foaming at the mouth prior to its arrival at the table. Clearly I had been looking forward to this meal for weeks as I always enjoy an evening out with my lovely wife and good friends while The Rooster squawks angrily at someone else for a few hours.

After dinner we went home and flipped through the Netflix streaming queue. About a week before I blindly added Julie and Julia based on a quick recommendation from a Netflix streaming aggregator site. I knew nothing about the movie aside from the fact that it was about Julia Child. Turns out it’s about a blogger who spends a year going through Julia Child’s famous cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking recreating the recipes and writing about her experiences. At one point near the end of the movie a woman who was reading over a copy of Julia’s recipes to determine its publishing worth decided to cook Boeuf Bourguignon at home. After tasting it she was nearly brought to her knees–a feeling which I myself have experienced a few times and, like any addict, wish to repeat time and time again…always searching for a better high.

So Chateau Lamothe’s large and steaming bowl of Boeuf Bourguignon arrives at the table. Simple enough with whole mushrooms, bright and fresh green peas poking out from behind potatoes and carrots, and a hunk of crusty bread just begging to receive a hearty dunking in the stew. Their recreation of Julia Child’s famous dish did not bring me to my knees and unfortunately while all of the ingredients were there and done correctly, it just lacked something I was unable to put a finger on. The meat was extremely tender but not to the point of falling apart, the potatoes were perfectly cooked and the mushrooms had just the right texture. Unfortunately it all tasted the same–like many of the stews I make each winter and somehow fail to execute properly. While they were trying very hard and were clearly interested in closing the feedback loop as the server, one of the owners, and even the chef came out of the kitchen to ask us how everything was, I was left at a loss for words. While it was fine, it wasn’t worth the $19 I paid for it.

But even so there were some bright spots. My friends both had excellent soups. The lobster bisque was a smooth, creamy and hearty concoction which brought kudos from Joey. His wife’s French onion soup, while not served exactly how you see it everywhere else, was hearty and full of what she proclaimed were the most perfectly sized onions for the soup. My wife’s pork and Joey’s wife’s Beef Wellington were both cooked to perfection.

However the misses kept on rolling in. My wife’s carrots and wild rice were missing any distinctive flavors. Everyone complained that the potatoes were bland and without salt and pepper available on our table, or any table in our immediate area for that matter, there was little hope for improvement. A half tomato covered in cheese adorned the sides of the ladies’ plates and was just as ho-hum as the rest. Everyone seemed to agree that a simple shrug of the shoulders would suffice to explain the experience. This would have been fine if the average cost per entree hadn’t been $24.

While there were some hits and some misses, the evening ended on a great note with homemade peanut butter cookies delivered to the table with the love and affection that the rest of the food had been. The food may have not been as wonderful as we all had made it out to be in our heads but Joey noted that at least it was better than anything you would ever be served across the street at Chianti Grill.

Address:
Chateau Lamothe
14351 Nicollet Ct
Burnsville, MN 55306-4574

Phone:
952-435-7709

Chateau Lamothe on Urbanspoon

See all the pictures from Chateau Lamothe on Flickr here.

Hooters in Burnsville is Closed!


Hooters Closes in Burnsville, MN originally taken by Joey White

According to a reader report, Burnsville’s business area adjacent to the famed Heart of the City took another hit following the closure of Timberlodge Steakhouse when Hooters closed its doors this week as well.

A sign on the door reads simply, “Closed, thanks for your business!” and ends a history of Burnsville turmoil which ended up dividing the city. Back in 2004 Hooters received little love from three members of the Burnsville City Council: Kautz, Workman and Daly who were all vehemently against the restaurant due to how it portrayed women. While Kautz and Workman later went on to vote in favor of the restaurant, Daly continued to stick by her guns and was the lone dissenter in 2004 and went on to vote down a deck expansion in 2005 as well.

From an archived Thisweek article written in 2005:

Daly said Hooters exploits women, and said she’ll vote against the deck.

“I didn’t support their business model behind four doors,” she said. “I don’t support their business model out in the open.”

But Kautz, Workman and Daly weren’t the only ones upset about the Hooters, Greg Staffa, then a candidate for Burnsville Mayor, noted the Burnsville Hooters was a big discussion point during his campaign:

In the 2005 election one of the most asked questions I got was I pro or anti Hooters opening in Burnsville. I was asked that more then anything else. Something about cleavage that gets “some” Burnsville people up in arms.

Further highlighting the public’s disdain for the place, one reader commented back in the middle of 2009 that they wished Hooters would just die already. Well the vocal minority finally got their wish as Hooters has finally closed its doors for good this week.

What do you think of Hooters both in food and general opinion of the name, mission, treatment of women, etc? Do you have a problem with them being in operation? Do you think they were given a fair shake all those years ago? Do you think we’re going to see even more restaurant closures around Burnsville and the South Metro as the economic downturn continues? Whatever you have to say about Hooters in Burnsville closing go ahead and share your thoughts.

Majors in Apple Valley is Closed!

Following some recent searches on Google and the site, I did some digging and found out the Majors, a long time restaurant holding at the corner of CR-42 and Galaxie is now closed in Apple Valley. Owned by Premier Restaurant Group who also owns Stella’s Fish Cafe and the Molly Cool’s Seafood Tavern chain, this location had been open for at least four years but couldn’t compete with the likes of newcomer Wild Bill’s Sports Saloon.

After seeing the searches I checked their website which is empty, their Facebook page which you can still access via Facebook search (and which is riddled with spam and has been completely unused since 2009) but accessing directly just gives you a redirect back to your main page, and their phone which was only being answered by their answering machine. I sent me wife out to check the building which was indeed closed up tight on a Friday afternoon at lunch time.

Notes on the door include:

Out of business.

Apple Valley fundraiser canceled, sorry. No notice was given. Arrived and doors were locked.

Note retirement party for Judy moved to Enjoy!

There was an important notice from Dakota Electric slid under the door but being that there were lights on inside and their answering machine picked up it appears they still have their electricity on.

I recently spoke with a local restaurant owner who mentioned that Majors Sports Cafe was not doing well with the direct competition from sports bar juggernaut Wild Bill’s. Rumor has it that Wild Bill’s is so successful that they plan to open several new locations around the metro soon. I was told Maple Grove was one of those locations. My calls to Wild Bill’s about their expansion plans, if any, were not returned.

What do you think about Majors Sports Cafe closing? It was the most successful restaurant to open up in that keystone space in the Fischer Market Place right across from the Apple Valley mayor’s home office? What positive spin will she deliver on this closure? What restaurant would you like to see take over that cavernous space? Whatever you have to say about Majors in Apple Valley closing go ahead and comment on as I’d love to hear your thoughts.