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Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge: Day Four

Ahh, day four of the Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge. Just like all the other posts, I am asking that you check out Day One, Day Two, and Day Three before you continue here because, well, it just wouldn’t make sense otherwise. After this, there will be one more preliminary round be we go to the finals. While I should know the final two bottles I will be doing on Day Five, Kim announced to me that I don’t know all the tricks up her sleeve yet. I’m not sure what that means but we’ll find out tomorrow I guess.

Tonight I was presented with the usual two plates and two spoons. Plate #1 smelled pretty good and I figured it was another Louisiana style based on the burnt orangish color. #2 had no discernible odor but was a dark brown. I went with spoon #1 and liked the flavor right off the bat. While it wasn’t terribly spicy it had a nice strong flavor and one I enjoyed. #2 was very, very sweet and reminded me a lot of BBQ sauce. In my notes I wrote, “ick, almost no heat what-so-ever.”

When I popped in the nachos, plate #1 was great. I enjoyed it immensely but I really wasn’t looking forward to eating #2 at all. When I did I noticed that I tasted the nachos more than the sauce. Obviously I would need more sauce to get any taste out of these. What I did taste wasn’t good and I wrote, “I feel like I’m eating BBQ sauce made for infants, not hot sauce.” Not looking so good for #2.

After that, I knew right away that #1 was the winner and Kim brought the bottles out. Turned out the winner was Roundy’s Hot Sauce and the big loser was Tiger Sauce. To be fair, the bottle states that Tiger Sauce is for meats, poultry, sandwiches, in dips and soups but the little booklet attached said you should add it to various items like tacos and salsa for spice. Honestly, not only is this shit not spicy, it’s not worth your time. Yuck.

Roundy’s Hot Sauce includes the typical Louisiana ingredients of aged red peppers, vinegar, salt and xanthan gum. It has 0 calories (like just about about every other hot sauce ever) and 120mg of sodium per 1 tsp serving. Tiger Sauce, on the other hand, is 10 cals per 1 tsp serving and only has 100mg of sodium. It includes vinegar, sugar, aged red peppers, worcestershire sauce, salt, water. I guess the worcestershire and sugar was what made it taste like icky baby BBQ sauce.

Roundy’s Hot Sauce comes in a 12 oz bottle (bigger than most) and sells for $1.79. Tiger Sauce was our most expensive at $2.59 (.32 more than the Hooters Hot Sauce) and comes in a relatively tiny 5 oz bottle. You’d need to use the entire bottle to get any kind of flavor and you’re honestly much better off with a cheap bottle of BBQ sauce from Cub. It’s shocking to me that both Cub and Rainbow’s in-store brands beat much more expensive name-brand sauces. What the fuck is wrong with the world when shit like that happens?

Are you one of those that goes based on name recognition alone? If so, when buying hot sauce at least, you may want to rethink what you’re doing!

See all the pictures from the taste test so far here.

Otho Restaurant & Street Lounge: Minneapolis, MN

Tonight, based on a recommendation from a reader, Kim and I headed the five and a half blocks to Otho Restaurant and Street Lounge in Minneapolis. The reader had some interesting things to say about the place including that he thought that the food was their strong point and wanted to know what we thought. Always up for good happy hour specials, we headed out after work and got in the door just after 4:30 this afternoon.

The first thing I noticed was the quiet neighborhoodish location. Honestly, if I hadn’t known better, I wouldn’t have thought we were only a few blocks from the hustle and bustle of Government Plaza. As we were walking, I was saying to myself, “did Google Maps really bring us to the right spot?” Sure enough, we rounded the corner and I saw the sign for the restaurant tucked beneath the condos above. They have a really nice street presence centered on their nice patio which just opened up today. While it was a bit too warm for that this afternoon, I’m sure it must be real nice for an evening nightcap after dark or dinner in the early fall or late spring.

We walked in and found very few people taking advantage of the happy hour specials. We were a little early and while it got a bit busier later, it never got anywhere close to what we have seen elsewhere during happy hour. Being that this location is a bit off the beaten path, I suppose it’s not all that surprising. We took a seat on the side of the bar facing the majority of the restaurant and spent some time chatting with the bartender. Not only was she very attentive and friendly, she was also quite knowledgeable about the restaurant and its menu. While I realize that it’s easy to be all of those things when it isn’t busy, it doesn’t mean that someone has to spend the time to do it. I have had plenty of unpleasant experiences with bartenders that just stand across the bar from you, arms crossed, waiting for you to prompt them for another drink. I also didn’t feel like she was doting on us to get a better tip. She seemed genuinely interested in the restaurant and letting us know it.

We started out by ordering drinks. Kim decided to ignore the B1G1 rail drinks and instead ordered a Southern Peach Tea which included Southern Comfort, peach schnapps, vodka (Absolut because they ran out of their cheap one), rum (The Captain!) and sour. While they don’t list drink prices on the menu, the bartender poured the drink pretty stiff and when I tasted it later, I’m surprised that Kim hadn’t fallen over into the road as we walked back to the 477! I ordered a 312 on tap (taps are $1 off) and then took advantage of their B1G1 bottles (Miller, Bud, and Golden Light). I wasn’t at all surprised with the price of Kim’s drink ($8) but I was a bit surprised to see that my bottle of Golden Light was $4.25. If you think that B1G1 is a deal, you’re wrong. Even the $4 312 was a bit expensive to be honest, especially for the relatively small sized glass (it was probably a 16 oz but shaped as if it were a 22). If you’re not into 312 they also offer Summit, Shiner Bock, Sapporo, and Delirium on tap as well. They had one more beer but I couldn’t read what it was from where I was sitting — sorry.

Our appetizers arrived were presently quite nicely. My New York Strip Beef Tataki, described as flash seared, grilled asparagus, toasted sesame panko, wasabi crème friache, thai chili aioli, and pickled ginger was deconstructed on the plate. While I normally think that any dish done that way borders on retarded, this ended up working out well — especially if you are not a fan of the individual ingredients. While the meat and aioli were pretty good, the asparagus was my only complaint as it was dry and almost twig like. When Kim asked to try it, I suggested she not as I knew she wouldn’t be a fan. Overall, a decent dish and one that I would have again if there had been just a bit more beef. While my appetizer was middle of the road, Kim’s wings were very tasty and obviously homemade. They were presented very nicely and were definitely different from your typical appetizer wing. I was surprised with the seasoning and crispy frying but was just a tad disappointed with the amount of meat. Honestly, with a slight drop in price and a bit more meat, these would be very close to a stop everything and proceed directly to Otho for a nice happy hour treat.

Because my appetizer had so very little to it and even after I ate two of Kim’s wings, I was still pretty hungry and with a couple beers in me I knew I’d need something else. While we had originally planned on only getting appetizers, we went ahead and ordered an entree to split between us as well. We both decided on the New York Strip Beef & Broccoli which was listed for $13 and was the only stir fry to come with a side of jasmine rice (the other stir fry dishes had a $2 fee for rice which would be a bit expensive if it was the same size as the rice we got as part of our meal). When it came out I immediately noticed two things:

1. If the beef in this stir fry was NY Strip, it certainly didn’t look like it. I am not about to go as far and say that they weren’t entirely truthful but they should rethink their choice of beef because apparently NY Strip doesn’t work in stir fry. The meat was gray, tough and pretty much tasted like anything I could have purchased for $4 or $5 at your typical mom and pop shop. Just because the meat is NY Strip doesn’t mean you can cook it to shoe leather, add in some broccoli and expect it to command a $13 price tag.

2. It just wasn’t presented all that well and it really didn’t look like enough to make me think it was worth the $13 price tag (even when split in two for us). While I was pleased that we weren’t charged to split it, the meal was pretty disappointing to be perfectly honest. I had really high hopes after the reader’s recommendation and our appetizer but it was just a blah dish and not one that I wish to ever repeat in the future. You’re seriously better off with a stir fry meal at Lee Ann Chin.

In the end, our bill came to $45.85. If you take out the $13 for the entree, the price drops under $30 and is still fairly steep for the beers I chose and the amount of food I received as part of my appetizer. I realize it’s tough to make it in Minneapolis, especially in this location, but you’re not helping yourselves by having a happy hour menu that really doesn’t lend itself to what I would expect when I’m out for happy hour.

Aside from the limited amount of food and the ho-hum stir fry, I really appreciated the service we received. I overheard Kim talking to her cousin on the phone earlier and she brought up how great the bartender was to us. We can’t say enough good things about her I guess… Even with that, I’m not quite sure I’d be back for another happy hour as there are too many other options closer to where we work that offer more of what I’m expecting. That said, if you happen to be in the area or even live there, you might want to check it out. They have half price martinis on Thursday nights but if tonight’s beer was any indication, that may mean that you end up paying just as much as you would anywhere else…

I think with a little work this could be a great little spot but it’s going to take a lot more than just the great service and nicely presented wings to do it.

Address:
Otho Restaurant and Street Lounge
949 Portland Ave S
Minneapolis, MN 55404

Phone:
612-455-1516

See all the pictures from tonight’s happy hour on Flickr here.

Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge: Day Three

On the third day of Challenge, my true love gave to me two plates of “nachos” and a taste test for ye! If you haven’t been good little boys and girls this July and haven’t seen the first two challenges, you should read both Day One and Day Two before proceeding. No worries, I’ll give you a minute…

Ahh, there now, we can move forward — just don’t do it again, ok? Anyway, tonight for dinner I made Steak-umms with sauteed onions, mushrooms and peppers with some dry cayenne spice. After I finished the sandwich I ate some of the leftover veggies with some Louisiana hot sauce on top and because of that I decided to take a few hours before I went ahead with the test tonight. It also gave Kim some time to do other shit than wait on me hand and foot with piles of fat free Saltines and spoons of hot sauce ;)

Anyway, I sat down with a glass of water and the two plates in front of me. I took the requisites whiffs from the spoons and the nachos and knew right away that #2 was a habanero sauce. It not only smelled hot but it had the distinctive hab odor. Unfortunately by process of elimination I knew that this one was very likely the Louisiana Habanero sauce. Honestly, I was a bit apprehensive about swallowing a spoonful of this shit knowing full well that it probably was going to be as hot as shit. While answering a meme on wonderment I agreed to get paid $1000 to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce but if it had been this one, oh fuck me it would have hurt like a bitch and I hadn’t even tasted it yet! Plate #1 had almost no noticeable odor but I’m sure that my nostrils and all the hair inside had been singed and thus any future taste or smelling will be altered.

Well, I proceeded to try the spoons. Stupidly I went with the #2 spoon first which I guess I thought would get the bad news over first. Unfortunately it fucked everything up for the rest of the night. Man, that shit was hot. It didn’t taste very good (straight habanero and not much else) but it got right down it and it got right on top of me. The sweats and the nose blowing commenced with Kim smiling the whole time — brat. I drank a bunch of water and tried #1. It wasn’t enough though and I ended up asking Kim for another spoonful of #1 later.

After more water and a break I tried the nachos. #1 had a much better flavor although had almost no burn — especially compared to #2. The problem with these two sauces was that I liked #1 for the flavor, quite a bit actually compared to #2 and I loved #2 for the burn. There’s nothing better than a good sweat and a bunch of nose blowing when you down some hot sauce. Because of this, I decided that both need to win this time. Yeah, yeah, ruins it or whatever. Well, to the naysayers I say, “fuck you, I’ll run this shit how I want!” ;-) This ends up working out best in the end because it gives an even number for the finals heh.

Anyway, during the reveal I was fairly certain that #2 was the Louisiana Habanero Sauce and it was. While I knew that #1 was a Louisiana style I couldn’t have told you which one of the remaining 6 it could have been. Surprisingly, being that I enjoyed the flavor as much as I did, it turned out to be Crystal Hot Sauce and #2 was indeed Louisiana Habanero Pepper sauce which has a slogan that reads, “one drop does it”. While I had a lot more than just one drop, they certainly “did it”.

The Crystal was the second most inexpensive at .79 for a 6 oz bottle. It includes 135mg of sodium which is fairly average for these sauces and has very straight forward ingredients: aged red cayenne peppers, distilled vinegar, and salt. The Louisiana sauce is in the upper range at $1.49 for a 3 oz bottle. While the price would be in the mid-range for a 6 oz+ bottle, for the size it’s a bit more expensive. It includes a fuck load of sodium at 240mg for the typical 1 tsp serving size. It also has very straight forward ingredients which are habanero peppers, vinegar, and salt. None of that sugar or carrot shit in this hab sauce, nope — this is all burn all night. Sweet.

So, if you’re looking for a decent bottle of hot sauce with almost no heat but great flavor go with the Crystal. If you’re looking to get some overpowering hab flavor (which some people don’t care for) with some great heat, check out the Louisiana Habanero Pepper sauce. I recommend them both tonight.

So, both of these two move on to the finals. We have four bottles left for the first round and I promise that I won’t puss out the rest of the week and will make a real decision for which two will move on :)

See all the pictures from the entire taste test so far here.

Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge: Day Two

As promised, we have moved on to Day Two of the Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge. If for some reason you missed Day One, make sure that you check it out for background on what this silly little thing is and how it will be handled. We are still working out some of the details for what’s going to happen once we get it narrowed down to five but we are probably going to move to a blind taste test at that point because it is very likely that I will be able to tell them just by sight alone.

Tonight I did the taste test prior to dinner as I was baking some jerk chicken and I didn’t want those spices influencing my taste later. Kim set it up the same exact way with “nachos” and a spoonful of the sauce on two separate plates. I looked, sniffed, and tasted while recording my findings. I cannot tell you how much I was looking forward to tonight’s taste test. While I have said I love everything hot, I don’t think any of you understand just how obsessed I am with spicy stuff. So much so that even the owner and head chef of Ronin Sushi Cafe thinks I’m absolutely crazy.

Anyway, the two sauces were La Preferida Louisiana Hot Sauce and Hooter’s Hot Sauce. The La Preferida sauce was on the left and the Hooter’s Hot Sauce was on the right. I took some deep whiffs of each straight from the spoon and got some good hints of the coming flavor and then I slurped down one and then the other. While neither was spicy enough for me, the Hooters sauce won out immediately. It was different than the Louisiana style and with the color and the different taste I figured it had to be the Tiger Sauce — I was obviously wrong. The La Preferida sauce was edible (unlike yesterday’s Chef Washed Up’s) but didn’t match the Boobs Hooters tonight.

The Hooters Hot Sauce is made from red peppers, vinegar, salt, and brown sugar. While it includes sugar it isn’t noticeably sweet like Chef Washed Up’s. I was surprised to learn that it was Hooters original hot sauce as I don’t really remember their wings tasting anything like this sauce. Kim mentioned that they also have Hooters wing sauce (which would probably only add butter or butter flavoring along with coloring) but whatever. It has 130mg of sodium per one tsp serving. While the ingredients list isn’t very specific (I doubt that it’s just “red peppers”) I was ok with the sauce. I don’t think it’s going to win in the long run but we’ll see. Maybe the blind taste test will help it win out. My single complaint with this sauce is the price. It is the second most expensive at $2.27 for a 5 oz bottle. Ouch! Honestly, come to think of it, it’s not worth $2.27.

The La Preferida Louisana Hot Sauce was ok. Just like any mildish Louisiana-style sauce. As I said, nothing to write home about and not one that I am going to throw away when this is done, but not one I am going to ever purchase again. In addition to the usual ingredients for its class it has some other additives which are unnecessary — while I couldn’t count on that during the blind taste test, it really puts a dampener on things now. Louisiana cayenne peppers, distilled vinegar, salt, guar, tragacanth and xanthan gums, yellow number 6, and red number 40. It sounds more like we’re about to make spicy Easter eggs rather than eat some hot sauce. Yuck. While the Hooters Hot Sauce was overpriced, this stuff is the cheapest of those that we purchased for the test at .75 for a six ounce bottle. How could so many nasty ingredients beat out yesterday’s loser? You’ll have to ask the Chef himself.

We had some good suggestions for other sauces to try and where to buy them from. Keep them coming!

See all the pictures so far on Flickr here.

Hot Sauce Taste Test Challenge: Day One

A few weeks ago I came up with a silly idea based on my near obsession with anything and everything spicy as hell. I have been buying hot sauces in bulk for almost a year and while I have found a few favorites, I never really pitted them against each other to determine a true winner. So, using my lovely wife’s help, this week I’m going to taste test ten different hot sauces bought at the local grocery stores (Cub and Rainbow) so that nothing is terribly fancy and all are easy to obtain by regular means. At the end, a winner will be announced and while I will probably stick with the brand I typically use, I am excited to find out if it is really the best.

The methodology will be about as scientific as MSPD’s recent poll and I don’t expect anything to come out of this other than a burning mouth and something to write about every day for the next few days. Kim will choose two competitors out of the ten and present me with two plates of “nachos” (fat free saltines, Kraft Sharp Cheddar shredded cheese) covered in sauce and two spoons with a healthy dollop of hot sauce. I will taste both sauces with both methods and report my findings. I will compare them based on color, smell, and flavor. I will also mention their ingredients, the price, etc. Once I make it through the 5 sets, I will take the winners of each and pit them against each other until we whittle our way down to the final one!

The competitors (in size order from smallest to tallest bottles) are:

Tonight Kim chose Chef Paul Prudhomme’s “Magic Pepper Sauce” and Cub Foods’ “Louisiana Style Hot Sauce” for me to taste test. After presenting me with the “nachos” she also brought out spoons with the hot sauce on them for me to try. While that wasn’t part of our original idea, I thought it was an excellent way to taste the sauce itself but most important (to me) is how it tastes on what I normally eat for a snack.

Kim placed two plates in front of me and I smelled each. The left one, which had the “Magic Pepper Sauce” all over it smelled funny. I couldn’t place my finger on it but I knew that there was something off about it. The Cub Foods hot sauce smelled like any other hot sauce and I went ahead and dug in starting with the “Magic”.

Chef Paul Prudhomme’s “Magic Pepper Sauce” obviously contained habaneros as I could taste their distinctive flavor in the background. Unfortunately, like many hab-based sauces, the morons felt the need to dumb it down with something sweet. In this case it was so sugary that I almost couldn’t stomach the sauce. I choked it down and pretty much decided that this one was not going to win before I had even put the other anywhere near my mouth. The thought crossed my mind whether or not there could be the possibility of no winner for a round — hmm. Cub Foods Louisiana Style Hot Sauce tasted ok but wasn’t spicy enough for me to give much of a second look at this sauce. While Cub’s rendition of this famous style isn’t anything that I would say I would like to return to try again, it wasn’t nearly as god awful as that washed up TV personality’s branded sauce.

“Magic Pepper Sauce” came in a 3.25oz bottle and Cub’s came in a 6 oz bottle. While both were reasonably priced as far as hot sauces go, Cub won out by 10 cents and just under twice the amount at .89/bottle to Chef Washed Up’s .99/bottle. Cub’s hot sauce had a lot more sodium at 130mg to Magic’s 65 per 1 tsp serving. I was right about Magic’s habaneros as well as the sugar. The ingredients include: water, cayenne and habanero peppers, vinegar, cane syrup, salt, sugar, granulated onion, granulated garlic, and gum tragacanth. Cub has a far more simple recipe with: aged red cayenne peppers, distilled vinegar, salt, and xanthan gum.

Anyway, while I certainly don’t recommend either of these sauces for someone who likes a bit of kick in their mouth, I must say to Chef Paul Prudhomme that I think it’s time to take your shitty little bottle of sauce back to the drawing board since you can’t even beat out Cub Foods’ rendition, don’t you think?

If you have tried either of these two sauces and think something different, please post below!

I’ll be posting all the photos throughout the week to this set on Flickr.