It’s really sweet for me to open up Google Reader and find 10 new South Metro news pieces in my Star Tribune South Metro feed. It’s not exactly easy to come up with new material to post about down here because, well, no one really seems to give a shit about what happens South of the River. Well, it would appear that the Star Tribune is having its fair share of digging to find South Metro news too — that or they are getting kickbacks from local businesses to feature them in the paper when there is no real news to cover.
Let’s take for instance today’s two restaurant fluff pieces. The first bullshit story is out of Prior Lake and centers on two guys who plan to ship in a dining car that currently resides in Rhode Island and use it to house a “greasy spoon” in Prior Lake. “What small town doesn’t have a greasy spoon? Well, Prior Lake, unfortunately…the best thing is Perkins, but that’s in Savage. ” Well, that’s not entirely true. In fact, Prior Lake is closer to what I envision as a greasy spoon, The Windmill Cafe, (also in Savage) than say Apple Valley. While the vision of these two will likely be hampered by the stupid downtown redevelopment plans of Prior Lake, the biggest problem I see is that people here just don’t want to eat at places like that — especially artificially created ones. I promise you, no one is going to care that you paid a ton of cash to bring a diner from somewhere else and put it in Prior Lake (which isn’t exactly a hot bed of anything) just so that the residents can continue to head to Perkins, Burger King, or any number of other chain restaurants in the area. I’m not quite sure how they feel that by slinging $3.50 egg plates that they’ll be able to afford to stay in business — even if they get the city council to allow it in the first place.
The next unnecessary fluff piece is out of Burnsville where Jo Jo’s Wine Cafe gets the nod along with a lengthy bit about how wonderful Mayor Elizabeth Kautz is and how she was so fucking instrumental in bringing cancer care to the South Metro. Yes, I’m sure that Kautz had so very much to do with it. If anyone is going to listen to a mayor’s pleas, it’s the health care industry.
What I find extremely odd is the fact that this tiny little restaurant is getting attention for donating $1 from every glass of a specific kind of wine (Hope Shiraz) to Fairview Ridges. So, wow, probably 15% of the cost of the glass (mind you, the bottles are $15)? Great for you. I have a feeling that this is a huge circle-jerk created by Kautz herself to show how wonderful and human she is. After all, she holds weekly pow-wows there at Jo Jo’s and lives right upstairs. Fucking cute eh?
While I have given plenty of shit to the local newspaper, Thisweek, for similar non-sense, I really don’t understand why the Star Tribune is getting involved with this sort of bullshit. How about you stick to real news and keep the fluffy bullshit to Coffee News, the businesses themselves, or keep it in the South Metro Business Briefs section. That way, people won’t be fooled into thinking that these articles are at all important.
Anyone else think that the Star Tribune should stick to real news and keep the “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” bullshit out of their paper or am I just completely out of my mind here?


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