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Star Tribune South Metro Restaurant Fluff

It’s really sweet for me to open up Google Reader and find 10 new South Metro news pieces in my Star Tribune South Metro feed. It’s not exactly easy to come up with new material to post about down here because, well, no one really seems to give a shit about what happens South of the River. Well, it would appear that the Star Tribune is having its fair share of digging to find South Metro news too — that or they are getting kickbacks from local businesses to feature them in the paper when there is no real news to cover.

Let’s take for instance today’s two restaurant fluff pieces. The first bullshit story is out of Prior Lake and centers on two guys who plan to ship in a dining car that currently resides in Rhode Island and use it to house a “greasy spoon” in Prior Lake. “What small town doesn’t have a greasy spoon? Well, Prior Lake, unfortunately…the best thing is Perkins, but that’s in Savage. ” Well, that’s not entirely true. In fact, Prior Lake is closer to what I envision as a greasy spoon, The Windmill Cafe, (also in Savage) than say Apple Valley. While the vision of these two will likely be hampered by the stupid downtown redevelopment plans of Prior Lake, the biggest problem I see is that people here just don’t want to eat at places like that — especially artificially created ones. I promise you, no one is going to care that you paid a ton of cash to bring a diner from somewhere else and put it in Prior Lake (which isn’t exactly a hot bed of anything) just so that the residents can continue to head to Perkins, Burger King, or any number of other chain restaurants in the area. I’m not quite sure how they feel that by slinging $3.50 egg plates that they’ll be able to afford to stay in business — even if they get the city council to allow it in the first place.

The next unnecessary fluff piece is out of Burnsville where Jo Jo’s Wine Cafe gets the nod along with a lengthy bit about how wonderful Mayor Elizabeth Kautz is and how she was so fucking instrumental in bringing cancer care to the South Metro. Yes, I’m sure that Kautz had so very much to do with it. If anyone is going to listen to a mayor’s pleas, it’s the health care industry.

What I find extremely odd is the fact that this tiny little restaurant is getting attention for donating $1 from every glass of a specific kind of wine (Hope Shiraz) to Fairview Ridges. So, wow, probably 15% of the cost of the glass (mind you, the bottles are $15)? Great for you. I have a feeling that this is a huge circle-jerk created by Kautz herself to show how wonderful and human she is. After all, she holds weekly pow-wows there at Jo Jo’s and lives right upstairs. Fucking cute eh?

While I have given plenty of shit to the local newspaper, Thisweek, for similar non-sense, I really don’t understand why the Star Tribune is getting involved with this sort of bullshit. How about you stick to real news and keep the fluffy bullshit to Coffee News, the businesses themselves, or keep it in the South Metro Business Briefs section. That way, people won’t be fooled into thinking that these articles are at all important.

Anyone else think that the Star Tribune should stick to real news and keep the “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” bullshit out of their paper or am I just completely out of my mind here?

Dakota County Shafted on Foreclosure Funding?


Overgrown Lawn originally uploaded by merfam

With the number of vacant homes on the rise in the South Metro and in an absolute stroke of genius, the Burnsville City Council has decided that it will consider whether or not homeowners in foreclosure should have to properly maintain their homes. City Council member Dan Gustafson was quoted as saying that he noticed that almost every single neighborhood in Burnsville has homes that have been foreclosed on. Wow, that’s impressive work Dan, you must have had to look far and wide to see those problems, eh?

Thankfully there’s a huge chunk of federal money coming down the pike to help counties and local communities cope with this problem. According to this article over at the Star Tribune, Minnesota is receiving $58 million in federal funding to help restore foreclosed and vacant homes for resale. Buyers of these homes would be required to attend eight hours of training and the money might also help those who make less than $67,000 pay closing costs, etc.

Wow, that sounds like a sweet deal, eh? Unfortunately Dakota County is only getting a very small portion of that funding. Not surprising right? Hennepin and Ramsey counties probably need that money more than we do. Well, unfortunately counties like Ankoa, which is apparently very similar to Dakota County, are receiving more of the federal monies due to the State’s formula for how to divide the money. As usual, Dakota County is fighting the good fight and trying to get some answers as to why Anoka is going to end up with more money than we are yet they have a smaller percentage of homes in foreclosure.

Another question raised by this discussion is whether or not we take pity on people who have lost their home because of the declining markets. One commenter on the Star Tribune article mentions that she has lost $1000/month in wages due to airline industry cutbacks and can no longer afford to pay her mortgage. While I sympathize with her, should that preclude her from maintaining her property while she attempts to sell it? It certainly shouldn’t stop the banks who own many of these properties from doing minimal maintenance. Perhaps another commenter who stated, “How about …….the neighbors go mow the fricking (sic) lawn like I do with my neighbors house. Take some pride in your neighborhood!” Who’s right here? Should the city step in and force banks and homeowners to maintain their vacant properties or should the neighbors chip in and help to beautify their neighborhoods to avoid feeling “trapped” in a neighborhood littered with blighted homes as Kevin Dockry, manager of housing development and finance for Hennepin County was quoted as saying?

Personally, I believe that it’s a combination of all of the above. Neighbors should chip in where required, cities should enforce regulations (Burnsville doesn’t have an ordinance about keeping your property up, seriously?), and people should take some fucking responsibility and pride for their property regardless of their financial state.

What do you think? Is Dakota County just crying crocodile tears again or is this truly an example of the South Metro getting shafted again? Do you think that it should be a combination of all factors, do you think it should be left solely on the shoulders of the property owners, or do you think that people should just ignore the problems until the go away entirely? Perhaps you have a completely different solution that you’d like to share? If so, comment on!

Performing Arts Center’s First Tour: How Appropriate

According to South Metro Town Briefs, the first touring act to grace the stage of Burnsville’s Performing Arts Center in the Heart of the City will be none other than Bill Engvall. All I can say is how appropriate:

Met Council Cannot See Beyond 494/694 Loop


What the Met Council Sees

Dakota and Scott Counties are fucking pissed at the Metropolitan Council because funding for alleviating traffic woes in the South Metro is going to other areas first and leaving us, more or less, up the Minnesota River without a paddle.

There are some serious traffic problems in the South Metro that the Met Council feels can be lifted with such fantastic wastes of time, space, money, and energy as Bus Rapid Transit which the Cedar Corridor will be outfitted with in the coming months and the ever so fucking stupid toll lanes on I-35W.

Now, I understand that a limited amount of money needs to fund various projects around the metro. Believe me, I’m realistic. My beef lies solely with the choices that the Met Council is forcing upon South Metro cities. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe that forcing a business out of town and then putting up a mostly empty parking lot while planning on building more parking lots next to bus stops which terminate at the Mall of America is a good idea. And, if you happen to read the article above, please note that at the time people were still riding the bus to work because gas prices were high. Now that they are hovering around $1.94/gallon, the buses I take are usually half-empty. Nice.

Plenty of people, including the Apple Valley City Council aren’t too sure that the proposed transit changes will work. I’m really wondering how they feel that dumping people off at the Mall of America to ride packed trains downtown will somehow fix the traffic woes of the Cedar Corridor for the next 5 to 10 (and possibly 20) years. I’m sure that the I-35W toll lanes will be a huge hit, just like the current HOV lanes are — nothing like a near empty lane next to you while you sit idle in traffic crossing another possibly weakened structure crossing a river.

Do you believe that the South Metro is getting the shaft or do you believe that the money is being appropriated fairly? Should the plans being proposed for BRT and toll lanes in Dakota County be rethought to make better use of the funding available? Perhaps you have some other completely different ideas… Personally, I believe that Scott County’s Bob Vogel says it best when he simply stated that this entire mess is, “absolute stupidity.” What do you think?

Burnsville Hotel Gets Free Thisweek Advertisement

According to this article over at Thisweek, a long time Burnsville hotel known for cheesy themed rooms that apparently have failed to do much to attract the tourists that Burnsville so desperately wants, will be replaced with a large office building.

But wait, they aren’t planning on having any of that happen until they can find tenants for the grand structure that is planned to replace what was the South Metro’s first hotel… In the mean time, they will continue to keep open this hotel which offers 90 rooms, a third of which are themed to attract those interested in “romance”. Nothing to me says romance than a 2.5 star hotel (according to Google via 25 reviews) in a boring suburb, overlooking MN-13 and 35W, surrounded by such fine dining as Hooters, Perkins, a Burger King, and some random strip mall based establishments of no notable worth. It would appear that the owners plan on following the advice of one of the Tripadvisor reviewers who said, “tear it down and start over‎” while rating the location with one star. Sounds like a great idea to me!

What I want to know is why this is news? According to this “article” there are only plans for an office structure at this location and at this point no tenants available. We get several paragraphs that mention the rooms and the history of the hotel rather than the future outlook of the location. Seems to me that this was nothing more than a free(?) advertisement for the hotel with a little fluff thrown in to make it “news”. Nice.

Hey Thisweek, let’s keep trash like this out of your articles and stick to actual news ok? This type of shit really diminishes the value of your brand. Shame on you.