From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:
More evidence of bad motherfuckers in Apple Valley! Or not…
Possible intruder. At 12:44 a.m., officers responded to a house on a report of an intruder. Upon arrival they met with the homeowner. He told them a taxicab driver named “Rob” entered his bedroom in the middle of the night, woke him, and the two of them exchanged words. The officers searched the house with the owner and found no signs that anyone had been in the home except the homeowner, and he changed his story several times. He then stated rather sheepishly, “I must have been dreaming.”
Perhaps more evidence of bad motherfuckers in Eagan?
Suspicious persons. An employee at a business in the 1200 block of Promenade Place reported that three woman — one tall, one pregnant and the third of an unknown description — had attempted to steal something but didn’t know if they actually stole anything. They left in a white 4-door vehicle headed in an unknown direction.
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May 21st, 2009 at 9:51 pm
The whole southern metro is going crazy. Seriously.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 am
Thank goodness for our little online “Sanity Island”.
We just need Tattoo to stand at the new BRT station shouting “DE BUS! DE BUS!”
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Well, based on the description of the Eagan incident, I’d say there’s definite evidence of a motherfucker in town. But as for whether he’d bad, I’d say you’d have to ask her.
If things get bad enough, you could always rename the blog Billy Southside. :)
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:58 am
Well, I hope Eagan is prepared to deal with motherfuckers!