• "Traffic Circle o'Death" causes a fiery crash (34%, 16 Votes)
• Hell freezes over (21%, 10 Votes)
• Mayor Hamann-Roland's hair grows to floor length (19%, 9 Votes)
• Bill receives his economic stimulus check (9%, 4 Votes)
• Lakeville's defunct Kowalski's is razed (6%, 3 Votes)
• La Luz opens (4%, 2 Votes)
• MSPD's driveway gets paved (2%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 47