From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:
At least her memory isn’t failing her:
Theft. A woman, 85, tried to shoplift a tube of Cortaid. She not only admitted to that day’s attempt but said she took a tube of Cortaid last week as well.
Admit it, you love DQ this much too:
Suspicious person. Employees at the Dairy Queen on Rahncliff Road reported a man returned to the drive-thru about an hour after he had been there. He was now in the parking lot. The man was described as wearing dark clothes. The responding officer made contact and in a visual search he saw two ski masks in the front seat. The officer searched the front seat for weapons and found more dark clothing and a sex toy. The man, 25, had been watching the three female employees.
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December 24th, 2008 at 10:41 am
That second one makes me shudder. I worked at a local burger joint in high school, and you’d get some serious creepers coming out of the woodwork. I’m glad someone called it in.
December 26th, 2008 at 12:39 am
That’s taking a Blizzard fetish way too far.
December 26th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I wonder if he was preparing his banana for a banana split.