In response to this, I figured I better keep up my usual antics. So, on that note, from the Star Tribune’s South Metro police blotter here:
Domestic dispute. Officer Shane Klokonos received a radio call at 1 a.m. that said “Domestic dispute … Grandma is drunk and ready to fight … pushing people … no weapons.”
Sometimes I really wonder, does the Star Tribune make this shit up?
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June 25th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I think that they are at least selective in which blotter items they publish in the metro editions. It’s almost as though they know they’ll get some linkage from you. If only they knew it’s hard to take their brand of crap seriously.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:59 am
If only they knew it’s hard to take their brand of crap seriously.
Perhaps now they do?! :)
June 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
“Deez fists; deez fists is lethal weapons! … fo kickin’ white folk’s ass.”
Had to do it.