From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:

Thankfully this took place on August 20th, she’d never get away with it after Labor Day:

Theft. The Kohl’s department store loss prevention officer called asking for backup for a shoplifter, a thin female, approximately 30-40 years, short blonde hair, tattoo on shoulder, wearing a white flower dress.

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