According to this Pioneer Press article, a Farmington man was charged with two counts of indecent exposure and one count of disorderly conduct after he was found masturbating in a Burger King parking lot in Eagan. However, with a name like “
From the article:
According to the criminal complaint, a woman parked next to
called police about 12:40 p.m. The woman, who had just come through the drive-through with her 3-year-old son, said was openly masturbating while holding a phone in the other hand. He repeatedly made eye contact with her, the complaint said.
When police knocked on
‘s window, they found him with his pants unzipped and his genitals exposed, according to the complaint.
, a human resources representative for Dart Transit, told officers he had stopped for lunch, parked, started watching pornography on his phone and “decided to masturbate,” according to the complaint. He said it wasn’t the first time he’d done so, the complaint said.
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