Comments on: Psychos and Dumbasses in the South Metro http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro http://www.lazylightning.org - The South Metro News Source! Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:49:51 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Drunks and Dumbasses in the South Metro | Bill Roehl http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-38800 Drunks and Dumbasses in the South Metro | Bill Roehl Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:01:44 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-38800 [...] a followup to Psychos and Dumbasses in the South Metro we now have two Star Tribune South Metro Police Blotter reports to share about Drunks and [...] [...] a followup to Psychos and Dumbasses in the South Metro we now have two Star Tribune South Metro Police Blotter reports to share about Drunks and [...]

]]> By: Anonymous Neighbor http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36728 Anonymous Neighbor Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:05:12 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36728 Normally I would just use my name, and the genius I live near probably doesn't read this anyway, but ah....just in case, call me Anonymous Neighbor for this post. My neighbor is a dumba**. No other way to put it. Lets just say that when he rolls his garbage out to the curb every week, it tinkles and clanks like it's full of empty beer bottles (which it is). On one particular stormy drinking night with friends, he emerged from his drinking cave with some buddies who were equally intoxicated. It was a summer storm, with no rain as of yet, just massive lightning and thunder that seemed to be right over our neighborhood. This moron decided it would be fun to grab some beers and stand outside UNDER the lightning in broad view of the Universe and tempt fate by laughing and goofing off with his buddies and point at the sky with a guffaw only a mother could love. These idiots stood under the lightning, and I kid you not, mocked it. I stayed by the window, figuring SOMEONE had to call 911 when one of these fools was struck down, but as it were they went inside when the rain started. Just a funny, and rather sad commentary on the state of affairs in some South Metro neighborhoods....Unfortunately, I have a million just like it. Normally I would just use my name, and the genius I live near probably doesn’t read this anyway, but ah….just in case, call me Anonymous Neighbor for this post.

My neighbor is a dumba**. No other way to put it. Lets just say that when he rolls his garbage out to the curb every week, it tinkles and clanks like it’s full of empty beer bottles (which it is).

On one particular stormy drinking night with friends, he emerged from his drinking cave with some buddies who were equally intoxicated. It was a summer storm, with no rain as of yet, just massive lightning and thunder that seemed to be right over our neighborhood.

This moron decided it would be fun to grab some beers and stand outside UNDER the lightning in broad view of the Universe and tempt fate by laughing and goofing off with his buddies and point at the sky with a guffaw only a mother could love. These idiots stood under the lightning, and I kid you not, mocked it.

I stayed by the window, figuring SOMEONE had to call 911 when one of these fools was struck down, but as it were they went inside when the rain started.

Just a funny, and rather sad commentary on the state of affairs in some South Metro neighborhoods….Unfortunately, I have a million just like it.

]]> By: Bill http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36296 Bill Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:27:49 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36296 heh. heh.

]]> By: dm http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36294 dm Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:20:45 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36294 Boy am I glad I moved to St. Paul away from all the "Bad Motherf******" in the south metro. Boy am I glad I moved to St. Paul away from all the “Bad Motherf******” in the south metro.

]]> By: MSPD http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36292 MSPD Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:55:30 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36292 Oh the irony this adds to Phil Vassar at the PAC playing his current hit "Just Another Day in Paradise" for the Mayor and all of the other "Friends of the Performing Arts Center". Oh the irony this adds to Phil Vassar at the PAC playing his current hit “Just Another Day in Paradise” for the Mayor and all of the other “Friends of the Performing Arts Center”.

]]> By: Tim http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36283 Tim Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:58:52 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36283 That Farmington incident made me think of Highlander for some reason. That Farmington incident made me think of Highlander for some reason.

]]> By: Thought Leader http://www.lazylightning.org/psychos-and-dumbasses-in-the-south-metro#comment-36282 Thought Leader Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:43:21 +0000 http://www.lazylightning.org/?p=4398#comment-36282 This is sad and crime is on the rise in Burnsville according to Chief Hawkins. http://www.startribune.com/local/63902917.html?elr=KArks:DCiUocOaL_nDaycUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr Here is another psycho crime this week in Burnsville. Upon arrival, officers observed paramedics attending to M.K. and followed the paramedics to the hospital to speak with M.K. about the incident. Once at the hospital, M.K. indicated that she was lying on her bed in her room on the second floor of her apartment, and she stated her door was kicked open by Ewing and then he jumped on her bed, got on top of her, and began slapping her in the face. She stated that Ewing told several females he was with to begin assaulting her and that the females began kicking 3 and hitting her after pulling her off of the bed. M.K. stated at some point shortly after the assault began, Guinn grabbed a beer bottle that had been lying in the room and hit her over the head with it. Officers observed numerous injuries on M.K. consistent with an assault, including a cut on her head and blood all over her face. M.K. knows Ewing because she had previously been in a relationship with him that had lasted several months. M.K. knew Brittany Guinn because she used to be a friend of hers. There was another party she recognized who was involved in the assault with the nickname “Ta-Ta,” who was subsequently identified as T.F. http://services.co.dakota.mn.us/complaintSearch/complaint.aspx?ID=8892 This is sad and crime is on the rise in Burnsville according to Chief Hawkins.

http://www.startribune.com/local/63902917.html?elr=KArks:DCiUocOaL_nDaycUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr

Here is another psycho crime this week in Burnsville.

Upon arrival, officers observed paramedics attending to M.K. and followed the paramedics to the hospital to speak with M.K. about the incident. Once at the hospital, M.K. indicated that she was lying on her bed in her room on the second floor of her apartment, and she stated her door was kicked open by Ewing and then he jumped on her bed, got on top of her, and began slapping her in the face. She stated that Ewing told several females he was with to begin assaulting her and that the females began kicking
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and hitting her after pulling her off of the bed. M.K. stated at some point shortly after the assault began, Guinn grabbed a beer bottle that had been lying in the room and hit her over the head with it.
Officers observed numerous injuries on M.K. consistent with an assault, including a cut on her head and blood all over her face. M.K. knows Ewing because she had previously been in a relationship with him that had lasted several months. M.K. knew Brittany Guinn because she used to be a friend of hers. There was another party she recognized who was involved in the assault with the nickname “Ta-Ta,” who was subsequently identified as T.F.

http://services.co.dakota.mn.us/complaintSearch/complaint.aspx?ID=8892

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