Random Sampling of South Metro Police Calls

September 11th, 2008 in Police Calls, South Metro

From two different Pioneer Press South Metro Police Call articles:

Proof that she’s a hockey mom?

Assault: Police responded about 9:30 p.m. Aug. 31 to a report of a possible domestic incident near the 500 block of 14th Avenue North. Police were told a 35-year-old woman had assaulted a 15-year-old boy and threatened to kill him. The woman’s 8-year-old son told police the 15-year-old had been making fun of him, so he kicked the boy in the groin and the boy threw him to the ground. The 15-year-old said the mother slapped him in the face and punched him in the head, breaking his glasses. The mother was arrested on suspicion of terroristic threats and assault.

Can You Blame Them? Perhaps they just don’t like stupid shit adorning other people’s vehicles?

Burglary: The owner of World Motor Cars Corp., 324 Concord Exchange S., reported Sept. 2 that he discovered a door of the business unlocked. A window on a garage door had been smashed and four 17-inch wheel rims were stolen. One of the rims and a spoiler were found in a nearby ravine.

Or maybe you’re just fucking shitfaced drunk?

Drunken driving: Police saw a 1999 Oldsmobile Alero swerving and driving on the shoulder of U.S. 52 near 65th Street about 2:30 a.m. Aug. 21. Police asked the driver if she was aware of her driving, and she replied, “Sorry, I was on my phone.” Police arrested the 31-year-old woman on suspicion of driving while intoxicated after a breath test showed her blood-alcohol level was 0.163.