From the Pioneer Press’ Police Calls:

So? He was obviously just sweet on her…

Possible theft: A woman reported May 3 that she believed the maintenance man for her apartment in the 1900 block of Silver Bell Road might be stealing things. She said she’s missing two shirts, a necklace, a purse, some half and half, honey and about 2 cups of sugar.”

Explosive device: A man reported May 1 that he found a pipe bomb while cleaning a portable toilet at McMorrow Field, 200 South St. E. The St. Paul Bomb Squad responded and referred to the device as a “sparkler bomb,” a tube packed with gunpowder that explodes when lit. A bomb squad officer said the device would have blown off the door of the portable toilet had it detonated. It appeared the device had been lit and thrown into the portable toilet but got wet when it went into the holding tank.

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