That’s not a knife, this is a knife.

Samaroo was asked if he had any needles or anything sharp that the officer should be concerned about. Samaroo replied that he had a knife. When asked where, Samaroo reached into his waistband and started to produce a machete with a 16-inch blade.

Jerry Fletcher seems to have taken up residence in Eagan (from the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter):

Suspicious activity. A woman in the 3700 block of Red Robin Lane called police for a friend who believes that she is being spied on, because there’s “some sort of wiring” going between several houses on the street. The woman said there are strange things happening with her friend’s cell phone and she suspects the phone has been tampered with.

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