Kim is in her glory; the Fall TV lineup is in full swing and one of her favorites is currently on: Dancing With the Stars… Me? I couldn’t give a shit less if that show ever graced my Tivo main menu again but I’m happy to sit here and rag on it while she fast-forwards through the commercials.
The one thing that Kim rewound and pointed out to me was the sheer volume of sweat that Wayne Newton had on his shirt while practicing for tonight’s big debut of his near rigamortis-like dancing. Kim wanted to know how any one person could soak their shirt like he had. Well, the only simple explanation I could come up with is that he has injected so many foreign substances into his skin to avoid aging that he has blocked all of the pores in his head forcing sweat to flood from his torso.
Why a 65 year old would be obsessed with turning their skin into something as close to a pumpkin’s shell as possible, I’ll never know but what I do know is that Wayne Newton is one sweaty bastard.
Gross.
Loading ...
September 27th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Besides the gross sweat…………….has he had pec implants? What the hell is up with that? It’s strangest thing I’ve ever seen! And his eyebrows are going to be on the back of his neck if he has any more surgery! And how do you get your skin to be that color?!
Jodi R
Tulsa, OK
September 27th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
LOL. I haven’t a clue about implants. If he has had implants there, they don’t rival whatever he has in his face ;) My wife commented that he looks like he’s sporting a plastic mask.
October 1st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Just so you know, this thread is not for Wayne Newton fans to carry-on for hours in endless nonsensical drivel about how wonderful the Almighty Pumpkin Face Sweat Machine is.
It’s for people who think it’s funny to poke fun at him for being yet another C-list celeb to appear on Dancing With the Stars to attract more attention to themselves.
I’ll be happy to delete any and all comments that fit into the rabid fan category and I’ll be sure to expedite the approval of any making fun of him :)
Thanks!