From the Star Tribune’s South Metro Police Blotter:
Both places give you three squares but only one makes you serve someone else:
Suspicious person. At 7:38 p.m. police found a man in the garage at the Cinnamon Ridge Apartments. He stated he didn’t know who the garage belonged to. Then he said it belonged to his girl friend, then brother. He was unable to verify if he was there legally so he was transported to Denny’s restaurant in Burnsville.
Now, I realize that these reports are somewhat pieced together and that it blatantly states that they couldn’t “verify if he was there legally,” but I have a real issue with the police moving someone from a private spot to a public one after the story changes several times.
Burnsville Eagan Police Officers please note: when someone tells you at least two different things, they are lying. Do not transport them anywhere except jail. I realize you are understaffed, overworked, and stressed from all those horrendous war protesters and honking horns but please get your collective heads out of your asses, ok?
What do you think about Eagan’s finest unloading some of Burnsville’s worst on Denny’s instead of doing their jobs properly?